If Battlefield 1942 had been Sim City

[Odd from Sweden 129]

-         You know I think that this game has run into a dead end. The focus on weapons and arms has really ruined this franchise; You practically need to know what WW2 was to enjoy this game.

-         Well I have heard about a company that is called Screwed Mill. Maybe they can help us.

 

(later, at Screwed Mill)

 

-         So guys, do You have any fresh ideas for us?

-         Well the problem about games on war is that they are too hard for the average user. For example, if You lead a platoon and hunt down some enemies, enemy snipers may shoot You in the back. Lots of people think that this is really frustrating.

-         Can we solve this?

-         We have come up with the idea to make the enemies ploppable. We make a bar in the bottom of the screen and when it gets red You need to add more enemies. You can place them out in the woods or anywhere you want, they do not even need a road.

-         We never thought of that…

-         The graphics need to improve too. A lot of people get depressed by seeing those trashed vehicles and bombed out buildings everywhere. You need to add some gingerbread houses and chocolate factories.

-         OK, then I guess that we have enough ideas for the new game.

-         No, we need to go further. You know I let my 11 years old daughter play Battlefield last night and she said that it was not nice to hunt down Russian soldiers on the way to Moscow. We need to make the game fit all people, not just those who are appealed by the traditional combat elements. We thought about the slogan “Create Your own kind of battles”. Say if the Red Army strike back to the village You took from them, then You can plop a special building with special abilities who send out Halloween zombies and scares the soviets off. If You plop it next to the Gingerbread house the zombies will have a 28% boost.

-         A 28% boost by the gingerbread house??

-         Yes, it may

[JanYpe 17]

This lacks a punchline.

[cirugo 1,889]

Originally posted by: JanYpe This lacks a punchline.quote>

I found it somewhat amusing but you know about opinions...those things that other people seem to have that vex you so.

[JanYpe 17]

Haha, a swing and a miss there buddy.

[Ntq€310 1]

i thought this was actually pretty funny

[david1314 44]

Originally posted by: JanYpe This lacks a punchline.quote>

That's Ok, EA's got his back!

[JanYpe 17]

Originally posted by: david1314

Originally posted by: JanYpe This lacks a punchline.quote>

That's Ok, EA's got his back!quote>

They could release one as an expansion! Hmm.

[Attachtatuk 0]

I tought that was hilarious.....