Daily Mail headline generator

[coolotter88 2]

http://www.qwghlm.co.uk/toys/dailymail/

the 2 in my signature were generated here, do share.

here are 2 more

"WILL THE BBC IMPREGNATE YOUR HOUSE?"

and more importantly

"WILL GORDON BROWN IMPREGNATE YOUR HOUSE?"

discuss

[topcliff 1]

Haha, that's hysterical. Here's my favorite:

COULD THE FRENCH GIVE FARMERS CANCER?

And then there was one with lesbians and the church, but I'm not going to go there.

[belfastuniguy 18]

"" WILL GYPSIES GIVE CAR DRIVERS CANCER? ""

I can't stand the Daily Mail, total load of b****cks, one of the worst papers in the UK, I tend to stick to the FT, Times and Guardian as well as the Belfast Telegraph.

But is so funny to watch political satire comedians take the pi**......very funny indeed.

[SimRabbit123 6]

COULD FEMINISM STRIP BRITAIN'S SWANS OF ALL DIGNITY?

I don't understand any of that ???

[LarksTonguesInAspic 28]

LOL! It gets repetitive after a while, but occasionally hysterical. We need a US version.

[hamsterTK 93]

we need a fox news/cnn ticker generator

[BurroDiablo 222]

WILL GORDON BROWN INFECT THE MIDDLE CLASS WITH AIDS?

What the blazes...

[GingerBlokey 30]

DO GAYS INFECT THE ELDERLY WITH AIDS?

I hate the Daily Mail. I hate the Daily Express, I hate The Sun, The Star, The Mirror, The Sport and THe Evening Standard.

I read theGuardian or the EDP.

Sometimes The Independent, Times, FT or Telegraph.

Daily Mail is definetly the worst of the bunch.

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Edit: I love the David Blunkett Policy Maker. It's so true, except he isn't Home Secretary any more.

"Detain immigrants indefinitely under the Terrorism Act, and then give them a 'Citizenship Test'."

"Jail foreigners, and then fit them with electronic tags. And charge them for it."

[The boy formerly known as Evil Muzz 27]

LOL, so true. I read the Daily Mail in the morning for a laugh sometimes, hilarious stuff. It can be quite interesting soemtimes, but usually it's just laughable. GB is right, all those papers are tosh, but I disagree the Express is the worst of the bunch. Here is a dream Daily Express headline: "Global Warming and Migrant MI6 Agents Killed Diana by Inflating House Prices".

[coolotter88 2]

well, the whole point of a tabloid is to cause sensation (I suppose) don't take it seriously, I mean, tabloids over here in the US talk about how celebrities sleep with aliens or whatever.

oh and my "David Blunkett" said

"Give Guardian readers a 'Citizenship Test', and then jail them. And charge them for it."

[BurroDiablo 222]

I read the Independent, its not a bunch sensationalist bullcr*p to entice readers, its full of good, wholesome information, usually on the War in Iraq... and they don't mention Diana once! Its fantastic!

[DOXXP29 5]

Great, Coolotter! They should come up with one for The Washington post. It's getting like this.

It's interesting to read the comments from ElBurro and the other U.K. residents who posted. I remember when I was young and first read the Daily Mail. (I'm from the U.S.) It blew me away that this was London's main newspaper. I thought it was some kind of a joke and maybe I had purchased some kind of a take-off on the paper, but it was the real thing. It was worse than the National Enquirer or the Star, which are "newspapers" that you can buy at the check-out line in supermarkets over here. They have headlines like "Woman Impregnated By Alien Gives Birth To Elvis's Son".

[GingerBlokey 30]

Originally posted by: DOXXP29 Great, Coolotter! It was worse than the National Enquirer quote>

I may hate the Daily Mail but I don't think your right there.

[TheQuiltedLlama 34]

Originally posted by: El Burro I read the Independent, its not a bunch sensationalist bullcr*p to entice readers...quote>

I'd have to disagree, They can be quite sensationalist, albeit about actual newsworthy subjects. I stick with the Guardian myself.

Originally posted by: El Burro ...and they don't mention Diana once! Its fantastic!quote>

However, here I couldn't agree more.

[GingerBlokey 30]

I stick with the Guardian myself.

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I love The Guardian.

Best newspaper in the world in my opinion

[ilikehotdogsalot 307]

COULD ASYLUM SEEKERS HURT THE QUEEN?

hahaha, no.

[DOXXP29 5]

You're right, GingerBlokely. Those were my thoughts when I first read it 40 years ago or so. It seemed more, to me, like the "bizarre" newspapers we had here as opposed to the "straight-laced" ones like the N.Y.Times, etc.