The Simtropolis Lunchroom Game REBORN

[pilotdaryl 25]

RUNNNNNN!!!!!  The people, screaming and panicking and hurrying to leave the lunchroom never noticed that the SimCity Societies beta copy was still in the air, that's when...

[archesrule29 0]

...Hahayoudied had a plan. He ran towards to SimCity Societies Beta Copy, grabbed it and...

[rct3twins 14]

took out the CD, threw it at the Giant Rybolton Hulk like a frisbee. It only sliced off some of its skin, so Haha hatched another plan. With the newly-upgraded cookie launcher -0.5, which shoots hard, burnt, poisoned, acid, nuclear, and explosive cookies. It aimed at Rybolton in Hulk From and fired. It shrunk him be 3/10 of his original size. Things turn ugly when...

[pilotdaryl 25]

the CD lands in rct3twins' head. Both Hulks, who were actually after the CD, start heading after him. Rct3twins, terrified...

[Hahayoudied 3]

he ran past Hahayoudied. Hahayoudied replaced cookie lanucher 0.5 that can't be upgraded any more with cookie launcher 1.0 and it can fire cookies up to 1500 kph, 1750 kph if the comparment that has the electricity powered spring that is used to fire the cookies is filled with gunpowder. He begin to fire cookies (using gunpowder) that are harder than the last cookies he used at both of the Hulks. The cookies sliced though Rybolton's heart which killed him, but the cookies still bounce off the real giant Hulk. Then, the real Hulk chased Hahayoudied, after that...

[rct3twins 14]

Rct3twins invents a super-destruction-lazer-shooting-uberdestructive-raygun that shoots lazer that can cut through the earth to the other side in one shot. He fired it at the giant hulk. No luck. The lazer ray just went through. Be realize that the Hulk is just a hardlight hologram, so someone hatches a plan..

[Raritan Express 0]

to destroy the hologram generator. Raritan Express gets off the express train at the Simtropolis Headquarters station when he notices an extremely large projector placed outside the building. Seeing that it is pointed into the lunchroom and a large comotion inside, Raritan Express sticks one of the Graphite-Bombs he always keeps with him inside the projector and manages to destroy the projector, the hulk, and shut off the power grid within a 100 mile radius. Chaos ensues outside and inside the lunchroom...

[screamingman12 30]

...Making all if the EV and PHEV owners very, very mad because they can't charge their cars, because the power has been shut off. Al Gore then smites each and every one of them for driving on gas, so they decide to...

[rct3twins 14]

Take down Al Gore and elect a new president. With rct's lazer raygun thing and Haha's cookie launcher and Raritan's graphite bombs, the lunchroom mob decided to head to a certain casino in Las Vegas, where Gore is vacationing...

[pilotdaryl 25]

and so as the lunchroom storms in the casino, they suddenly stop when they find a group of terrorists is pointing all kinds of strange-looking weapons at them. Only these weren't terrorists...

[Hahayoudied 3]

They are EDC body guard robots. Hahayouedied ran away and came back with a tank armed with removable a cookie launcher 1.1 which can fire cookies at 2500 kph without blowing the cookies to bits, 4 auto french fry machine guns that can fire the fries at  1500 kph (without blowing the fries to bits when being fired), and  the cannon is a anti tank  gun. Everyone hides behind the tank and people without any weapons collect guns and bombs from a compartment that been opened by Hahayoudied. Hahayoudied then ran over all the robots who got in front of the tank and shooting at it. Everyone begin to search for Gore while Hahayoudied with his tank take care of the robots, but then...

[Raritan Express 0]

the lunchroom mob realizes that the media was wrong and that Gore had actually gone to a meeting with other world leaders at the International Space Station. Realizing that space was only accesable to a few of the mob...

[rct3twins 14]

Rct3twins added a flying feature to haha's tank and also increased capacity to make it fit everyone of the mob. Also he installed his raygun into the tank. As we fly off into space...

[Hahayoudied 3]

Gore had flew past the mob in a space shuttle, the mob realized that they were too late, they turned back to catch up with Gore. Gore went to vacation at the a giant casino, then the lunchroom mob stormed into the casino with the tank, but then...

[pilotdaryl 25]

soldiers with jetpacks started landing all over the battlefield and shooting strange green bolts at the tank. The tank suddenly had holes all over it. Then a whole bunch of money started falling from nowhere...

[Raritan Express 0]

Raritan Expresss pulls out another Graphite bomb and shorts out all the lights and the aiming mechanisms in the soldiers' guns/bolt launchers. They begin to shoot each other as the lunchroom mob takes the money and makes its escape...

[Hahayoudied 3]

Gore poked his head out of the window and saw all the fighting outside and he knew the lunchroom mob was after him. Gore pulled out his machine gun and begin to fire at the mob...

[rct3twins 14]

We realize Gore is actually a giant worm alien armed with better weapon than the tank. And the ability to read minds. So when he knew we were gonna take him down, he...

[pilotdaryl 25]

started extending his mechanical arms, and just about to lurge his arms at his opponents, suddenly lowered his mechanical arms and started picking up all the money. This led to...

[Raritan Express 0]

the lunchroom mob getting really angry. Hahayoudied managed to upgrade his cookie launcher to v2.5 while on the way back from the space station. v2.5 has titanium edges which cut the mechanical arms and the hydraulic tubes. As the oil leaked out and the lazer-gun blinded Al Gore, the lunchroom mob makes its way back to the relative safety of the Simtropolis HQ only to find...

[Hahayoudied 3]

Dirk the webmaster is asleep, they went back to the lunchroom, but when they sat down to eat, Hahayoudied threw a pie at Raritan Express...

[pilotdaryl 25]

...and then suddenly it was morning.  As soon as Dirk walked in and saw a pie on the face of Raritan Express he scolded rct3twins for throwing it at him.  This ended up leading to a huge fight.  All of a sudden, Al Gore suddenly breaks in the window while sitting on top of a small rocket marked "Nuke--destroys when it hits any object" and so it was a mess around the place as everybody tried to avoid the nuke to make sure nothing was damaged, until...

[Raritan Express 0]

...Hahayoudied threw another pie at Al Gore. Dirk, seeing that Hahayoudied threw the pie, scolded him who vehemently denied doing anything wrong. While this was happening, the nuke...

[Hahayoudied 3]

flew out of the window and carrying Al Gore with it. Dirk was knocked out by a flying watermelon. Everyone turned toward the  area where the watermelon was throw and thy saw El Burro holding a watermelon. El Burro threw a second watermelon and it hit...

[pilotdaryl 25]

Hahayoudied right in the head.  As he was knocked down, pilotdaryl secretly picked up a bowl of spaghetti and threw it at El Burro's face.  A food fight had started...

[Raritan Express 0]

and Raritan Express quietly leaves the lunchroom to catch his 1:45 AM train back home, unbeknownst to him that AL Gore was waiting for a train in the opposite direction with the nuke nowhere in sight. Raritan Express makes another attempt to kill Al Gore with the old cookie launcher v0.5 he stole from the tank. Realizing that the old cookie launcher makes an extremely loud noise, half of the lunchroom mob appears at the train station just as...

[the_real_simmer_3 0]

a bright light appeared. The light surrounded everyone and caused blindness to parts of the mob (as well as some other people in the station) for several minutes. When the light dimmed, there was fog everywhere. This turned out to be...

[Hahayoudied 3]

They were back in the lunchroom, but Al Gore is back in his office and there are giant piles of paper around him and he must finish reading and signing them or he will get impeach by the congress for being lazy. Hahayoudied threw a blended watermelon drink at El Burro, but it hit pilotdaryl when El Burro avoided the flying drink. pilotdaryl thought hahayoudied threw the drink at him, so, pilotdaryl...

[rct3twins 14]

threw a computer monitor that appeared out of nowhere at hahayoudied. After a week of sleeping, rct3twins comes back into the Lunchroom with a BB gun. He shot Hahayoudied in the eye, thusing getting thrown at by a meat loaf. Rct3twins responds by inventing a "salisbury steak launcher", rivaling the newest version of the cookie launcher, with the speed of light, a salisbury steak hit hahayoudied out of nowhere. Then...

[pilotdaryl 25]

Pilotdaryl, mad at hahayoudied for throwing a watermelon drink at him, dries his sticky face and starts designing yet another competitive gun.  He could not see through the smoke that was caused by an earlier explosion, however managed to start building a gun from the wreckage by using the force.  Soon, the TRX-1139 meat launcher, based on a meat launcher from the original Lunchroom, was complete.  But the Salisbury steak launcher fired at him first, and now that hahayoudied has been blasted through a wall and into space...