New Westminster - An Independant Atlantic Nation

[manman99 2]

lol nice, but granto, my area is more of a large land mass. let me show you, cuz Im not all island.

Sorry to burst your bubble though! LOL

LOL sorry bout the whole huge land mass thing, you dont have to change it in you CJ if you dont want too.

manman99

edit:congrats on Page 4 btw!!!! Page 4!!!!!!

[bakercity 270]

Beautiful maps. I am a map whiz and one of my nicknames is "Geoman" refering to my map skills. Awesome job as always my friend.

[Craig-Abcvs 1,595]

No no no... - Sorry but I have been having these cartographic type issues in another North Atlantic CJ today.... that map of the world will just not do.... that one actually chops NZ in half.....  gads!

This is a much more Kiwi friendly version...  there - we are in the middle in our proper and rightful place!

Ve la Novelle Zealandia!  [i have no french...  hope I didn't say something rude...]



Anyway to business...

The ship with Marxim Frig aboard, ...  (I have checked my factoids and he is definitely aboard)steams relentlessly  towards The United Federation of New Westminster...



Frig has made a cunning plan...  little known  to the other passengers or the crew, Frig has planted a secret agent of his regime in the kitchen posing as a humble cook ... 
[Movie credit - Hunt for Red October...]  

As the ship approaches the outer limits of New Westminster Frig puts his plan into action.  The cook puts a special ingredient into the evenings chilli con carne...  miniature bombs, filled with semtex, disguised as kidney beans...

It is "Mexican Night" in the ballroom and a good proprtion of the ships passengers and crew are there enjoying the nachos, chilli and good music.  Areee bah!   Ole!





Shortly before midnight Frig postions himself a safe distance from the ballroom and checks his watch... he then sends a simple text message from his satalite phone.  -  Da!

The explosion is immediate and catostrophic - people start a rampage for the nearest toilet, the queues and stench is unbearable....  the gas cloud begins a toxic flume - back towards the ballroom.  

A solitary passenger lights a cigarette despite the abundance of no smoking signs ....



The resulting pressure and explosion from the methane gas cloud blows the ballroom windows..  the ship rocks a little to the left, a little to the right, does the hokey tokey, and like a a drunken conga line, capsizes in a wash of water, toilet contents and other unmentionable dunnage.



Meanwhile Frig has jumped ship into a waiting launch. It speeds away into the darkness leaving the slowly sinking ship and the contents of its bilge forming a thick slick on the surface of the ocean.  





[OK this is a daylight shot but would you believe - really good night vision technology?]

The launch was last seen heading here.

The stench on the coast of Portworth in the morning is well quite overwhelming.   
The threat to the embassy was just a bit of old baloney.
 

[Amerikaner 42]

MUAHAHA when will he strike agian nobody knows...and you thought terrorists blew that building up...tisk tisk tisk lol

[bakercity 270]

Where is the Coast Gaurd or the Navy? Stop him before he strikes again. (Luckly, My CJ is landlocked)

[granto93 4]

Replies....ba da ba ba ba im lovin it

suplado!

yeah i know about the car problem, i have all settings on high but they stilll dont show up, only in u drive it mode do they appear

Craig (1)

well well well, thanks for making a mess do i really screw up my nose like that?

manman:

ack! i knew id screw up somehow, oh well, ill fix it and post a new map later

bakercity:

thanks Geoman

Craig (2)

Mess numero deux.......pretty funky pictures though lol. dam that chilie crap

Amerikaner:

AHHHHHHH, im being attacked left right and center lol. HAHA im not getting bombed, all were getting is chilie poop.... eh craig

bakercity:

they are busy eating donuts and watching Days of our Lives

Breaking News!!!

pay attention to this Craig

A strange foul smell has reportedly hit the coast of the Portworth Archipelego. Sources think that it may be beached whale poop, others think that it may be an exploded chilie fart bomb from a wrecked ship offshore. The smell has not yet hit the Queensborough area (thank god) but a cloud has seperated and is heading straight toward the L'ile du Republique du Tient...OMG....more details to come

Brace yourself Luke MUHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Craig-Abcvs 1,595]

Luke: Man Frig put the wind up Grant for a bit there... phew!

Bakercity: I could pay a visit and come up with something I am sure to be sure.

Granto: What the heck is that smell around here - man you got to warn people before you just let rip in your CJ!

Hmm I think it was a dirty bomb... here Grant you may need these...

[Amerikaner 42]

OMG AND OUT OF KNOW WHERE A WIND HITS THE UGLY STENCH AND BLOWS IT OVER BAKERCITYS CJ....OHHH NO LOL

*meanwhile marxim frig laughs as his whole plan comes together*

[Schulmanator 5,799]

Whoa!!! Are you sure that the blast was triggered by a cell phone?

I think further investigation would reveal "natural causes"!!!!!!!!!

[topcliff 1]

Wazzup? My name-a TopCliff! I like-a the very nice updates! Very nice. TopCliff

[penguin007 27]

sinking ships and your nation under attack. Im intriguged now I want to knowwhat is going to happen next

Will

[bakercity 270]

Everyone in my cj is use to foul orders as all the sim animals crap  constantly. The border patrol and local police along with the military will be on a look out for Mr. Frig and will try to arrest him for his crimes if he visits my region. Grant, I will send some rescue workers to help find the survivers from Mr. Frig's attack on that poor little ship. ABCVS, what, blow up some cows or corn or wheat. Advertising FREE GAS to the first person to capture Mr. Frig in Region of Baker.

[Explodingsims 3]

AHHHHH!!! STETCH WIND!! I sure hope this dosn't hit my CJ...It's costal!

Anyway seems like a good update, but we need pictures!

[granto93 4]

Replies

Craig:

lol, cute comic

Amerikaner:

lol, HAHAHAHA bakercity........there is NO plan

Schulmanator:

lol, yeah

topcliff:

thanks Borat! my sister....she a prostitute

penguin:

lol, ya never know

bakercity

thanks man...lol, gotta bomb dem farms!

Explodingsims:

thanks, you'll get a teaser for next update now...the beached whale crap is not a real update lmao

Teaser:

here is a teaser for the next update.........

[rewright 804]

This is one of the more interesting cj's. You are putting in a lot of creativity too. Enjoying it!

[PennDOTguy 5]

oy...more teasing....! lol

[GreekMan 246]

Cool and great stuff

[Craig-Abcvs 1,595]

rewright *cough* creative? - well I am.... aparently.

Please be very wary if I turn up in anyones CJ from now on - I think I am on a roll....

Grant: Softball stadium .... hmmm I wonder what I could do with a chilli dog....

[penguin007 27]

Nice stadium. Can't wait for next update

Will

[topcliff 1]

Yippee! I just love baseball. Mainly for the hot dogs, though . . .

That was me at the last River Cats game. Can anyone say Tums? Great journal, and you gotta get me seats behind the dugout! Please? I won't steal any bats or anything . . . TopCliff

[CarmineHilton 6]

Very nice CJ The teaser shows a very nice Baseball Stadium!! Can't wait to see it, my friend

*WooHoo*

[granto93 4]

Replies:

rewright:

*blushes* i do what i can

PennDOTguy:

ya wanna know why i tease.....I'm a jerk

GreekMan:

Glad to see you stop by, thanks

abcvs:

no more crap in my cj lol.....i know what you can do with a chili dog...*snickers*

penguin;

thank you my friend!

topcliff:

gotta luv dem dogs eh? lol, thanks for droppin by

CarmineHilton

YAY! im so glad to see you here. thanks for those kind words

Update: Downtown Queensborough (Partie Deux)

Here is more pictures from downtown Queensborough, motly the St.Lawerence District......enjoy!

First of all, The cities oldest structure just north of downtown, Stonehenge. the local kids call it "Reefer Rocks"

Freedom Tower, Liberty Island, at the intersection of the Queensborough and LaSalle Rivers

St.Lawerence District and Safeco Field

Safeco Field

[Amerikaner 42]

Ohh my im lovin that new stadium and those awesome apartments you have there, the parking spots look very niceand the freedom tower looks very good in that spot im lovin that glass pyrimid is also pretty cool...nice update my friend

[granto93 4]

Experimenting with Slideshows again, if any links appear here.......IGNORE THEM!!

thanks, granto93

[Explodingsims 3]

Wow, That statium looks Good, and The Freedom tower is nice...

and CURSE YOU STINK CLOUD!!!

Massachusetts Bay sends it's sorries and would like to send a container Ship of Air Fresheners and Fabreze

[Schulmanator 5,799]

Nice additions to town.... I hope the far... I mean toxic cloud.... has dissipated by now.

[Craig-Abcvs 1,595]

OK no more crapola (crosses fingers behind back...)

*skulks of to plan next dastardly deed on some unsuspecting CJ...*

Can I have a reserved carpark at the stadium?

[PennDOTguy 5]

What's the name of that stadium on the STEX? Very cool update. And is there a Freedom Tower plopabble?

[bakercity 270]

I am speaking to you through a gas mask saying cool dude. Everyone, I will have a suprise in my CJ of Region of Baker somewhat tying this cj with mine. Grant, I will pm you on this later.

[Vanasonic 49]

Nice stadium. Love your CJ because it gave me some laughs, which is a good thing if it weren't for the air around here...