The New Moose Factory - Virtual Bar & Grill

[homeandaway 1]

"i need foood!!!! foodddd.....cor!," looks over the screen to Brad "hiya Brad - hows you - Craig sure knows what best for us! lol!" - i look at Cragi - " erm....craig - am i nude?" - opens dressing gown - craig looks - i close my dressing gown - "well?"

~alex~

[Craig-Abcvs 1,595]

Anyone having trouble with the ST server? Like real slow to post. I see Alex is the last to post on the General Off Topic start page, but it is only showing Jackys post from last night when you click - last message. See what happens when I post this.... sorry about the 2PR if not...

[octaves 4]

AHHHH!!!!!  SOMEONE SAID RUBBER CHICKENS NEEDLES AND GYM CLASS!!!!  AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Howdy, neighbor Alex.  Want some hamburgers with some extra juicy steak with some more...FOOOOOD? 

[homeandaway 1]

Craig - you can now see my post at the top! - erm...se ya later!

Brad - pleassssssseeeee!!!!!!!!1

[Craig-Abcvs 1,595]

OMG I thought I had broken the freaking server - I am so relieved to see you all again (However those recalcitrant boys may not be...)

Thanks for the PM Alex - apparently the server does get a bit tempermental at times.

Anyway to business...

The Moose Factory Clinic

Shift Change - Duty Nurse: Sister Malexa Crost (nurses never get time to go to the loo)  She is much younger and better looking than Sister E. Nema and is a bit of a flirt.  Perfume is a bit overpowering.

*Sister E. Nema is slowly shuffling out the door, muttering incoherantly to her self - something about "boys.... too old for this"

Brad:  Have you been sneaking food to Alex? You are a naughty boy!  How's the foot coming along sweetheart? Let me take a look - oh don't be silly (*girlish laugh - flashes gold fillings*) ... *Brad hides sheepishly under the covers, however she whips them back with practiced alacrity and aplomb* ... right wiggle the toes ... ughhuh... *checks dorsalis pedis (foot)pulse *  Hmmm..... very good - my, my, my, you are a brave boy ... OK just need to check the plantar reflex - *runs pen from heel to toes along sole of foot*  Oh keep still *Brad squirms* I need to do the test properly.  Right well I think all is in working order ... Just a quick clip of the toenails and I think you are just about done.  I will check on you later darling. *blows kiss Marylin Munro style and heads over to Alex's bed*

*Walks over to Alex's bed, puts hands on hips (actually she is very ... well you know .... ;-) when she does that.)  She feigns crossness but doesn't really pull it off.*

Alex:  Have you been sneaking ilicit food young man? *there are several sploges of sauce and mayo down the gown and on the sheet* *Alex nods guiltily* Well I can see that you will need to be kept under strict observation for a while yet ... I think that hourly top to toe bed sponges will be necessary ... Did that mean old Sister E. Nema make you do it by yourself? *Alex nods with big puppy dog eyes*  Well we can't be having that then, can we my darling ... I shall be more than happy to administer the bed sponges myself - must make sure it is done properly and throughly....

[homeandaway 1]

craig - im a man!

[octaves 4]

Okay...my nurse it hitting on me and the person next to me is outburstedly screaming randomly in the middle of the night; FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Cough* OOPS I didn't do that I swear my foots fine I don't need any more medical treatment!!  *Sneeze* AHHH!!!  PLEASE!!!!  NOOO!!!!!!!!

Okay, fine.  I have a freaking cold.  What are you gonna do, MRI my throat? 

[homeandaway 1]

he...he....tee....(coughs)...oh no....ive caught your flipping cold! - YOU! - im very sorry...(voice croaks)...but i love my food! -erm...gonna get some vodka to see if it curses my cough....

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

Craig:  Even the package says that "All parts of the plant are poisonous" on the Icelandic Poppies.  Heck, even the Oriental Poppy is poisonous unless you cook the opium first.  The server gets busiied out.  I suspect tts the "guests" browsing big photos, and such.

Hi, Jacky.  Enjoy your sandwich.  Slow down, you're goin' too fast/Got to make this morning last/...

Poor Alex, you may be NPM, but nobody said you were NPR.  Sister Nema will be right in with some nourishment.

Brad!  Stop that.  The new surgical resident R. Igor Mortis will drop in to see you with a shot of curare.

Awri' you guys, the fooderacticycle is going overtime for you.  Stand by for a shower of Ensure.

[octaves 4]

I.  Do.  Not.  Need.  A.  NEEDLE!

Stoppit stoppit stoppit!!!!!!!  GRRR!

My cold has magically *Cough* disappeared.  *Sneeze*  I think I'll be just fine--HEY!  That's lyrics from a The Used song!  *music note* I'll be just fine, pretending I'm not!  I'm far from lonely and it's all that I've got! *music note*

Can someone get me a grapefruit?  I'm having some odd cravings.  Pickles.  Cheese.  Popcorn.  GRAPEFRUIT!!    Yummy...all of em'!  How about you shove them all in a stew and gimme gimme!!!

[Craig-Abcvs 1,595]

Alex:  Just to clarify - Yes I know your'e a man/boy/dude whatever, and I assure you that young, gorgeous Sister Malexa Crost is definately a woman/lady/chick, whatever and quite acceptable looking even if she does over do the perfume.

I will have to try and find a photo of her....

My alter ego is Sister E. Nema - please notice she left you to it,  to wash?

Brad:    I, may understand and accept your completely irrational and ridiculous fears, but I can not be responsible for what the doctors prescribe ....  I am sure you will like Dr R. Igor Mortis once you get to know him - he is a little full of himself, but I will try and keep him in line. *smirk*

Right so if you two boys have caught colds off of each other you will both have to stay a little bit longer...  and please do not share the drinking or eating utensils - I am a stickler for good hygiene.  And no staying up late chatting after hours...  this is not summer camp.

Edit: Sat - 2241

Ah! here she is I knew I had a photo of her somewhere...

May I introduce to you all  - Sister Malexa Crost.

(Don't you just love the way she puts her hand on her hip like that...?)

This is Sister Malena Stains - you haven't met her yet but she is on staff too.

Oh ... and here is Dr R. Igor Mortis himself - all ready with Brad's shot...

 

Not too sure who this Doctor is - found him wandering the corridors.

   

And finally a peek at the clinic itself...  Is that Alex in the bed?

[homeandaway 1]

Craig - Hows you man? - yeah - im young, but i wouldnt say georgeous, probably kind of sexy......lol! - erm..thanks for the email - ill have a look at school when i go on Tuesday...ill cya soon and take care

Brad - get away from me! lol - hope you slept well

take care everyone

~alex~

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

Craig?  Could Brad be preggers?  All those funny food cravings?  The guy with the prosthetic nose is Bozo the Clone, PhD.  He escaped from the genetics lab.

Now you boys be good.  We can't have you exchanging genetic material even if it is your viruses.

[Craig-Abcvs 1,595]

*Stands up on a bar stool and clears throat - ahem*

Well first of all I would like to introduce everyone in the factory, to my sparkly, all brandy new signature. (Not quite all singing, all dancing yet, Moose, but give me time...) Made with the kind guidance and help from our very own ....
*boxing announcer voice - microphone click/squeal* 
... the one - and - only ..... Mr Aleeeeeeexxxxxxx ... Hoooooooome annnnnnd awayeeee!

*Gets down off bar stool looking quite pleased with himself*

Housekeeping: I am now learning from my past mistakes and am typing this post in Notepad first, then I shall copy and paste.  After losing 2 earlier longer posts to the dreaded JRun disease I am now an older an wiser ST poster.  
*Sends wink to server - I looooooove yooou*.  
Of course, all of which without, none of us would be here today. Also having problems with IE7 - crashing a lot when you ask it to do more than one thing at a time. Must be male.

Right to business then:

The Moose Factory Clinic
Slider on max - §150/m 
Current capacity 2/15
Shift Change: Duty Nurse - Sister Malena Stains. (see picture further up)

Moose: Well, actually now that you come to mention it, Brad could be preggy - I did hear that there had been an unconfirmed UFO sighting in the Fredericton, New Brunswick area. Could be a nasty business though ... did you ever see the movie Alien?  Will definitely have to keep him in for further observation. May even need to be moved to the isolation wing if aliens have impregnated him with the often deadly viral pregnonetsky worm. *shudders* Could be easily transmitted to other patrons in the bar - and we can't be having that now, can we? It could cause scenes unseemly. Maternity is not really my area so I will have to google around a bit to find the most appropriate treatment.

Brad:  Hmmm.... this is quite a serious development. I have to level with you buddy, and say straight up that if you are indeed infected with the pregnonetsky worm, you could be in for a torrid time. 
(Don't you just love the word "torrid" heard an intensive care specialist use it once.)  
However in the meantime until we either "confirm or deny" the diagnosis I must stress the importance of proper tissue use ...
*Brad giggles and chucks tissue at Alex* 
(DO NOT throw them at Alex - I am being serious) where was I, oh yes... proper tissue use, handwashing, and most importantly regular belly button defluffing. This is especially important as - well have you seen the movie Alien? - if not I suggest you get it out sometime.
(Stop laughing - I am SERIOUS.  This is both for your own safety and that of the others in the factory).

Alex:  Caught a cold eh?  Well it is the change of seasons so probably to be expected.  Better stay tucked up in the clinic awhile longer and make sure that you don't get infected by any nasty diseases out in the wider community. Far better to stay here in the clinic where it is nice and cosy, and ultimately safe.  Brad can keep you company.

*Bustles out from behind the screens and walks down to the main bar area and puts feet up on stool*

Hiya everyone - phew, it is busy work down in the clinic,  howzit all going here? 

Everyone feeling OK down this end of the factory?  All quite well?

Root beer anyone? - I'll get it.
 
 

[jacqulina 162]

hi everyone how are you all,another flying visit lol n_o_body im sure you know what its like lol after a format all that reinstalling and doing settings to get your pooter just right,well im nearly there lol then i will slow down lol and of course when my net was down i couldnt do much on st so im catching up here too lol,anyway i think i will have to take away a bacon sandwich plz and a coffee thankyou

[homeandaway 1]

Craig - it seems that somewhat that my cold has gone!, maybe that root beer did the trick...uh oo! - yy werent meant to hear that! - erm...i replied to you in the kabin, cya!

Jacq - hiya my friend! - how are you? - its look like its going to be a nice day later doesnt it?, replied in the kabin - cya!

N_O_Body - alright my friend? - hows life?, can i have a tea and toast please?, thanks!

take care

~alex~

[Craig-Abcvs 1,595]

Alex: what are you doing carvorting down at the bar in that hospital gown? (remember it ties at the back and it does tend to flap a bit when you are walking).

Brad: Take note.

S.P.E.F.M.T.I. (Shortest post ever - for me that is)

[jacqulina 162]

hiya alex and craig yes i think it might be a nice day later,im doing great thankyoui.

[homeandaway 1]

craig - i dont know! LOL!, erm...cya!

Jacq - its brighting up isnt, cya!

[octaves 4]

I got the older My Chemical Romance CD yesterday!  (Which in fact was my birthday party) And I do not plan on spending my fourteenth birthday in a hospital bed!    I'm changing out of this hospital gown and I'm going places!  THE MALL!  Later, suckers!

Oh yeah, I still want that stew.

[Craig-Abcvs 1,595]

Morning (Mon 0900) - now at work at the RL clinic, started at 0700, have now made it to morning break - PC in the tearoom, how convenient!

I have am now AC thank goodness. One is either BC (before coffee) DC (during coffee) or AC (after coffee).

Brad: OK buddy time to lighten up a bit - you may have a leave pass for your birthday, (happy birthday, happy birthday, birthday, birthday, to you, to you, TOEW YOOOOOUUUU *music courtesy of the used - thanks Bert*) however please be careful out there and here... *hands over mask* wear this filter mask when out in public. I am still concerned about the possiblility of you being infected with the pregnonetsky worm so the requested precautions are necessary.

Oh and here is you stew / shake thingy - not my cup of tea but each to their own.

Oh .... Brad one more thing, you need to change the age on the profile thingy - unless you want to stay 13...  for a bit longer  that is... *enters twilight zone - do do do do music*

OK breaks over gotta fly ... will try and edit later...

[jacqulina 162]

alex it did brighten up a little hows your day been today

brad its great to see you in the kabin welcome,hey happy birthday i hope it was a great party,lol so your going awol eh lol.i dont blame you.i hope your stew was ok

morning craig i hope you slept well.i bet your working hard there i know what its like,take care see you later

[homeandaway 1]

Jacq - my day has been fine!, stayed here! - went to nans for dinner - came back here! lol! - what about you? huggggg see ya later!

Craig - hiya my friend, hope you got my PM about the film in the Kabin! - its out!

Brad - Happy Birthday my friend - high five...huggg!...hope you had a great day!

take care

~alex~

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

Jacky:  You had to format your confuser?  Ugh!  I formatted my D: partition last week to get rid of Vista and wound up having to do an recovery for XP to get rid of Vista's boot switcher.  That program is more of a virus than an operating system.  It is about time M$ lost their proprietary view of someone else's system.  Grrrr.

Alex:  Tea and toast is served.  I hope you aren't one of those "milk in first" types.  Brrrrr!

Craig:  Since Alex has become a flapper, I put the Charleston CD on the player.

Brad:  I take it you've signed out against Drs. Advice.  Here's your stew.  Stay out of the stew in the Mall.

[octaves 4]

Mmm...my birthdays Tuesday but I'm still having my 'party' on a Saturday. 

Haha, we got kicked out of Toys R Us because Jillian was molesting 3 inch big stuffed animals and calling them Brad and singing happy birthday to them the Marylin Munroe style...

It was freaky.  The dude was like: I'm gonna have to ask you to leave..."  Then Jillian was like: "why?" Then he looked at me (I was doubled over laughing on the floor) and said: "Because I said so.  You aren't supposed to be...plaaaaying with the toys in the store."

Mmmm....stew......

You know the weird thing...I've never heard that song sung by Bert...Berts my idol...I idolize Bert...Bert Bert Berrrrrrrrt!!!  AHHH!    Is it an actual recorded song or were you just making it up...?  I can't tell right now...I'm too high off Mint Chocolate Mochachinos, Iced Capps, and Red Bull...SOO much caffiene!  Oh well, it makes me feel happier than I usually would.  I neeeeed happiness on my birthday!! 

Wow, this is long...I like cheese!  Can I have some CHEEESE bartender?!!?!11one

[Craig-Abcvs 1,595]

Moose: Will sort out the sig - oops!, please don't beat me, I didn't do it on purpose, Alex made me, I'll change it, promise, I will be good, please don't send me to the cellar to lug root beer.... please let me stay .... Waaaagh!

Alex: Well apparently the sig limit is 50 x 300 not 80 x 300, .... Oh well, and I was just getting used to having a bigger one than everyone else ...

Brad: No - it is not reallyreally a The Used song - but I really did hear a heavy metal version of "Happy Birthday" once - no idea who sang (screeched whatever) it. Will have to google around and see if I can find it....

Jacky: Have been ducking in and out of ST on my breaks today - I think I am becoming addicted, rehab is quite the trendy thing for Hollywood stars, however hopefully I don't need that just yet.  Well apparently my signature needs a spot of rehab but that's another story...

All: Goodness gracious me - what with the 2PR, and over inflated signatures beyond their station and status, and goodness knows what other rules I've dismoulded (is that a word?).... I am gonna have to be careful - apparently there is someone called "cybermom" watching us, ... always watching ... (ref. Monster's Inc.)  *looks nervously over shoulder* 

I am sure that she is, very nice really, but like all Mom's one has to play within the rules.  I guess one day I might meet her ... hopefully I will be caught doing something good.

Edit:  1930 - OK home from the RLC now, I have rejigged (one g or 2?) my signature image - 300x50, promise Mr Moose Sir O most highly esteemed one!

...Actually - still not 100% happy with it - paint does funny stuff to the text when you save (maybe the paint drips a bit before it dries properly) -   ... Alex?

OK, must be time for dinner - can we have homemade cheese burgers all round?

Waits a moment for the fully automated telepathic autoserverwhatsamacallit  to warm up ...... (are you still running it on valves Moose?)

Whirr whirr chuggity chug *cough wheeze* ....

Brilliant! and there they are - cheese burger anyone?

Edit: 2010 -  My 9 year old Ethan thinks that It is hilarious that his dinner is on the internet - and yes he did have to eat the lettuce and tomato - under protest...   My 10 year old Liam virtually inhaled his ... 

Hmmm .... and for dessert, can we have blackcurrant jelly, chocolate icecream, topped with whipped cream and jelly snakes?

*Autoserver hums into life....  faint sound of AC hum waxes and wanes and there are a few crackles and sparks...*

MOOSE! MOOSE! I think the autosever is arcing!! *waves arms around like the utility guy...*  Its gonna blow!!!

The little green progress bars slowly make their way across the Pacific to NZ ..... and ...

Yum!  - anyone else want one?

Moose: What are the specs for the autoserver? What frequency does it run at? I think it could use little more RAM.

BTW - do you all realise that I will continue to edit this post relentlessly until two of you reply?  - my imagination know no bounds.

[homeandaway 1]

MOOSE IS ON THE LOOSE!

[homeandaway 1]

ta!

[octaves 4]

Dude!!!  Should I be scared?  Very suddle and eventful in these last few posts...

[homeandaway 1]

hee hee lol! - well its the Truth, nothing but the truth, but the truth! - thruth? - my heads hurts - erm...can i have a brocilli quiche? - with jacket potatoes? and side salad?, thanks!

take care

~Alex~