Before I begin, I was awaken at 5 pm(hey, being a mayor is a hard job!). Anyway, Jonas Sparks told me that the cities generating station was

ablaze. And I was like,"What are you talking about? We got a world class fire department!" Anyway, he turned on my giant flatscreen on and

tuned it to Llama 7 News. How was I supposed to know what I was about to see? Oh yea, Mr. Sparks told me.

Just as he turned the t.v. on, the power plant finally collapsed. The news report said,"This is a giant..." I couldn't know what he said next

because the power went out. Oh well, time to get the portable generators.

DANG! A major accident on the 219. Aww, I wanted to go to Newcastle today.