In a shocking plot twist turn-table fustercluck of events, a big-time arsonist wanna-be was arrested in a joint sting operation called "Operation Hose-Down" by the Police and the Neighborhood Vigil. Suspect kept telling them that "it was just a prank" and "y'all take things too seriously" when, really, he brought a large woolen/cardboard box FILLED TO THE BRIM WITH FIRECRACKERS to a shop full of wooden toys and such. The suspect was arrested on charges: Attempted Arson, Attempted Sociocide, 5 count Attempted Homicide, 10-103m Disturbance by mentally unfit. He will be transported off the island and sent to a federal prison outside of Rosetta, intended for corrections.

Latest Criminals caught by the Neighborhood Vigil:

-John Mulei, aged 27, wanted for Attempted Arson, Attempted Sociocide, 5 count Attempted Homicide, and 10-103m Disturbance by mentally unfit, arrested and charged in a joint sting op against him formed by the Police and the Neighborhood Vigil.

Other news:

-Mayor given a big cheque to relieve himself with for doing a good job at catching John Mulei. Citizen asked to remain anonymous

-Budgets keep messing up, expect random power outages

Stay tuned for more info on Llama Six!