TakeoffAir Traffic Controller(ATC): Air France Flight 1793, you are clear for takeoff on Runway 36L for immediate takoff

Pilot: Thank you, over.

ATC: Have a  good flight...

TEN MINUTES LATER...

Pilot: We have now reached 10,000 feet, you are now free to use all portable electronic devices. This will be a three hour flight into Paris Charels De Gaulle International Airport, and we will recieve weather information before we land. In the meantime, sit back and enjoy the flight.

AFTER THE PLANE LANDS...

Prime Minister Brown: Im glad that flight was over, I hate it when my ears pop!

Minister of Colonial Affairs: Me too, sir. I hope that the flight was better for our travel companions!(thats you guys reading this...)

PM Brown: Well, we need to get to the gate. Oh, what did I do with that stupid itinerary!

UPON TAKEOFF FROM PARIS...

Pilot: Thank you for flying on Delta airlines this afternoon. Our flight to Atlanta should arrive at around midnight, local time, so this might be a long flight. On the bright side we do have wonderful flying conditions, and those of you with window seats should have excellent views of the Atlantic. So sit back, relax and enjoy the flight.

AT 10,000 FEET...

PM Brown: Ah, I love first class...

M of CA: Me too, sir! And these little cupholders are so cute too!

PM Brown: *Grumble...* Here comes the airline food...

WHEN THE PLANE LANDS IN ATLANTA...

PM Brown: Woa, even at one in the morning this airport is busy!

M of CA: Well, sir, it is the busiest in the United States...

PM Brown: Ah, but ours shall be better! Tell me, can you think of any other airport with a swimming pool?

M of CA: Actually sir, I think Singapore has one...

PM Brown:

UPON TAKEOFF, HOPEFULLY THE LAST TIME FOR YOUR SAKE...

PM Brown: Well, at least we will arrive in New Delta at noon. I love to see our colonies from the air, even if we must fly over Vancouver...ech.

M of CA: Well sir, Vancouver's not that bad, I suppose.

PM Brown: Yeah, to you. But you're not the one who had to represent Greenwich at the cotton candy festival! Not a good experience...

To be continued... when they land.