Hermes Bus Company
While signing a few variances, clearing the way for the Guggenheim Museum and the Donut Mall — Coming Soon — a man swished open my Shirley Temple shower curtain and said, “Hello, my name is Fred M. Queen and I represent the Hermes Bus Company.” I replied, “Ah yes, our districts are served by the winged wonder of Hermes… how may I help you?” Fred instantly chimed in, “Now I’m Here for a Breakthru…” as his words describing the predicament flowed forth, I felt utterly mesmerized by the structure and direction his perception of the problem presented. “…Driven By You and No-One But You, I’m sure Forever we can make a pact Made In Heaven.” I said, “Surely, Don’t Lose Your Head over this and Don’t Try So Hard to push your very eloquent point. I’m Going Slightly Mad thinking our heads in the city did not anticipate the turmoil road destruction and redirection would have on the bus routes. As much as I’m in Love with My Car don’t label me Mr. Bad Guy or The Great Pretender for not considering our friends at Hermes. An effective bus route is crucial to our city. It is Death on Two Legs to never have the bus arrive while Radio Ga Ga gushes love songs.” With a handshake, Friends Will Be Friends and A Kind of Magic solidified with the agreement!
“It’s Late and The Show Must Go On, I thank you Fred and take a bow as you exit curtain left.”
During the entire visit, with my window open, a parked vehicle was blasting Bohemian Rhapsody… how ironic!
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