Disaster!

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May 9, 2015

This is 10 News here in Fort Trooper. Everyone, run to your mothers! The city is in ruins! A giant robot is rampaging the— [crunch]

Citizens scream. Everyone runs for their homes and the Red Cross center. Cars zoom on the wrong side of the road trying to get to the highway and to safety in Fixer. Police sirens blare. Fire engines zoom up the road, frantically shooting the fires away. Ambulances rush to the rescue. The trash men are doing absolutely nothing. And this was just one of the many disasters in Fort Trooper.

Once before, meteors rained down on the city, burning it completely. Mostly residents in Fixer saw the damage. But today, 1140 News is highlighting what people in Clone Point thought of the Fort Trooper disasters.

We talked to two of them: John Sim and Tim City.

"It was, like, the middle of the night," said a John Sim. He originally moved from New Dork with his fourteen children."We were having an awesome party with lots of coffee to keep us up. Then one of us looked out the window and saw this bright thing falling out of the sky. This one kid started screaming and no one could stop him. It landed on the city and the explosion probably reached to that Fixer town. Maybe it destroyed that horrible Maxis Man statue."

Tim City said, "This one day, this huge blue ball fell out of the sky and landed on that Academy. Then it was a robot and it stuck its hand into the building and just started eating power and all the cities ran out of power and my TV shut off. Then I sat down and sobbed."

Our reporter asked if it was because of the deaths and destruction.

"No," said City, "It was because my TV shut off."

Well, I suppose we should have asked residents of Fixer. In related news, the residents of Fixer have blown up the MaxisMan statue, resulting in one death: the death of MaxisMan's statue.

Find us on the radio for "No Things Considered", weekdays at 4:00 PM on WFIX 89.5 FM in Fixer, and weekdays at 5:00 PM and 6:00 PM on WDEL 100.1 FM in Delta1140.

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