Spring Break in San Pedro!
It's (my) Spring Break... which means I'm sitting here on my computer messing around with Simcity. I usually go somewhere cool for Spring Break... but this year, well, I'm not. For that reason, we'll follow a group of college students from the United States as they discover what San Pedro is all about....
Radio DJ: "Well hello there clubbers! It's DJ Wuzzbat here on IBIZA RADIO playing some bloody awesome tunes right here for you, it's a global dance party all the way from London to San Pedro!"
Tour Guide: "¡Bienvenidos a San Pedro! I am your tour guide, Alejandro."
Trisha: "ALE-ALEJANDRO ALE-ALEJANDRO!"
Tour Guide: "UM, excuse me señorita, I'd like to continue with the tour."
Trisha: "Sorry, I just love this punch you guys served for us."
Tour Guide: "Yes, we call it 'Sangria'"
Trisha: "Sand Greela?"
Tour Guide: "*mutter* Stupid American college kids....AHEM, first off, I'll show you the Cathedral."
Jessica: "TRISH! You totally embarrassed us."
Robert: "Yeah Trish, I don't want people thinking we like that song."
Trisha: "So---sorry guys, I'm just having too much fun here. Do you think there's booze in this punch stuff?"
Tour Guide: "Here, in front of us, is the Cathedral of St. Mark and the bell tower. The cathedral was originally built with a Gothic design, but was unfortunately damaged greatly in an earthquake in the 17th century. This structure was built in its place, with a massive dome. The bell tower survived however, and continues to be the symbol of the city."
Trisha: "Hey Alejandro... want to see the symbol of my city? *wink wink*"
Jessica: "UMM, sorry sir, my friend here had a little too much to drink. "
Tour Guide: "Yes, clearly. You'd be surprised how often that happens when we offer our free sangria at the tour office. Some people don't even leave the place!"
Jessica: "Wow."
Tour Guide: "Okay...everyone, next we will be heading to the Gothic Quarter, to see the Church of the Assumption."
Robert: "What is it with this guy and churches? I already get enough nagging from my mom for not going to church, now some tour guide is trying to make me go!"
Tour Guide: "Well, we visit these various churches because they are historic landmarks in the city."
Robert: "Well then let's make this thing fast, I don't want to be in there too long or I'll feel guilty about the wild party later."
Tour Guide: "This church is Carifé's oldest, and decorated with beautiful artwork."
Trisha: "You wanna see artwork? I got this tatt three weeks ago. It's a dragon vomiting flower petals!"
Tour Guide: "Well that is... actually kind of cool. But I was talking."
Trisha: "Oh... sorry 'bout that."
Tour Guide: "Welcome back on the bus folks, I hope you like the cool air!"
Trisha: "You call this cool air? I'm melting! It's got to be at least a thousand degrees in here!"
Jessica: "Well, my thermometer smart phone app says it's only 89 degrees."
Robert: "I'll bet the polar ice caps are melting as we speak. You know a million penguins die every year because of global warming?"
Trisha: "Who cares about penguins, I've got sunburns all over me!"
Jessica: "I have cream for that, I'll put it on for you."
Trisha: "Ugh...I feel like a fat old sweaty guy at a day spa."
Robert: "Well now I'm definitely not going to make an advance on you later."
1 hour later...
Jessica: "Finally, back at our hotel."
Robert: "Hey, Dave, how was your day?"
Dave: "Oh, I was just walking around the area."
Robert: "You ready to hit up the clubs later?"
Dave: "OH YEAH! I hear Pedrian chicks are hot! Even hotter than the ones in Ibiza."
Robert: "You went to Ibiza?"
Dave: "Well, no... but I saw a website once."
Robert: "Sweet, I can't wait to tell my roommate back home how I met so many hotties! Yo, Jessica and Trisha, you wanna join us?"
Jessica: "No thanks, I'm going to see a Flamenco performance later with some friends and then eat paella and dine at a romantic restaurant by the Mediterranean."
Trisha: "Sounds boring to me."
Robert: "Trisha?"
Trisha: "I'll go with you guys as long as you're paying for everything."
Robert: "Sweet! We're gonna get wild here!"
Dave: "That, or lose all of our money and passports."
Robert: "Hey, where is my wallet anyways?"
....to be continued.
Some of the W2W buildings are by Jack at SimcityPolska, a part of his Iberiada set here.
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