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LivingInThePast    364

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Q: What's the name of the horrible old woman who lives down the street and smells like pee, again?

A: A clown's dentures.

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imdawon77    9

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Q: what part of Detroit do I live in?

A. Downtown in an apartment by the shore of Lake Michigan

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JakeMD    107

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Q: What is the result of constant doughnut eating and joyriding in your Toyota

A: A strange hunchback creature living in the rainforests of South America eating small ants and building huts that sell Madonna albums.

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astronelson    339

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Q: What is an accurate description of your brother's current actions?

A: Microsoft has performed an illegal operation.

To search for the ideal city today is useless. For all cities are different. Each one has its own spirit, its own problems, and its own pattern of life. As long as the city lives, these aspects continue to change. Thus to look for the ideal city is not only a waste of time but may be seriously detrimental. In fact, the concept is obsolete; there is no such thing.

-Steen Eiler Rasmussen, 1898-1990 (SimCity 2000 User Manual).

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Q: What does a computer say any time you try to do anything ever for any reason?

A: The least funny comedian who has ever existed or will ever exist in all dimensions for any reason.

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SomeRandomAmerican    5

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Q. What did Walker the Texas Ranger say to Rambo?

A. The Bollweevil, from the University of Arkansas at Monticello.

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astronelson    339

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Q: Who really wrote Shakespeare's plays?

A: The 1812 Overture.

To search for the ideal city today is useless. For all cities are different. Each one has its own spirit, its own problems, and its own pattern of life. As long as the city lives, these aspects continue to change. Thus to look for the ideal city is not only a waste of time but may be seriously detrimental. In fact, the concept is obsolete; there is no such thing.

-Steen Eiler Rasmussen, 1898-1990 (SimCity 2000 User Manual).

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SomeRandomAmerican    5

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Q: What's the nastiest part of the anatomy?

A: Honey Nut Cheerios.

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astronelson    339

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Q: What is the key component of a bee atomic fusion power plant?

A: No, a W.

To search for the ideal city today is useless. For all cities are different. Each one has its own spirit, its own problems, and its own pattern of life. As long as the city lives, these aspects continue to change. Thus to look for the ideal city is not only a waste of time but may be seriously detrimental. In fact, the concept is obsolete; there is no such thing.

-Steen Eiler Rasmussen, 1898-1990 (SimCity 2000 User Manual).

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SomeRandomAmerican    5

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Q: What would have happened if ICBMs were launched in 1989?

A: "Nuke the Fridge"

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astronelson    339

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Q: How are we going to cook all this frozen chicken?

A: Telephone Diplomacy.

To search for the ideal city today is useless. For all cities are different. Each one has its own spirit, its own problems, and its own pattern of life. As long as the city lives, these aspects continue to change. Thus to look for the ideal city is not only a waste of time but may be seriously detrimental. In fact, the concept is obsolete; there is no such thing.

-Steen Eiler Rasmussen, 1898-1990 (SimCity 2000 User Manual).

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SomeRandomAmerican    5

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Q: Where did most of the bad stuff in the 20th Century happen?

A: Joliet Correctional Facility

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astronelson    339

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Q: What is almost named after the female lead in a famous Shakespearian play?

A: Quark-Gluon Plasma.

To search for the ideal city today is useless. For all cities are different. Each one has its own spirit, its own problems, and its own pattern of life. As long as the city lives, these aspects continue to change. Thus to look for the ideal city is not only a waste of time but may be seriously detrimental. In fact, the concept is obsolete; there is no such thing.

-Steen Eiler Rasmussen, 1898-1990 (SimCity 2000 User Manual).

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astronelson    339

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Q. What would you do if you had a donkey?

A. Yeah, right.

To search for the ideal city today is useless. For all cities are different. Each one has its own spirit, its own problems, and its own pattern of life. As long as the city lives, these aspects continue to change. Thus to look for the ideal city is not only a waste of time but may be seriously detrimental. In fact, the concept is obsolete; there is no such thing.

-Steen Eiler Rasmussen, 1898-1990 (SimCity 2000 User Manual).

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SomeRandomAmerican    5

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Q. Am I good looking?

A. A 1,500 pound GPS-guided JDAM.

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astronelson    339

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Q. Who will rule the world?

A. The third street on the left, then take the fourth on the right until you reach the motorway, then go north until Manchester.

To search for the ideal city today is useless. For all cities are different. Each one has its own spirit, its own problems, and its own pattern of life. As long as the city lives, these aspects continue to change. Thus to look for the ideal city is not only a waste of time but may be seriously detrimental. In fact, the concept is obsolete; there is no such thing.

-Steen Eiler Rasmussen, 1898-1990 (SimCity 2000 User Manual).

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Korot    6

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Q: What happened to my Carrots?

A: Global Warming

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astronelson    339

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Q: Why is my house soon to be waterfront property?

A: Antony and Cleopatra.

To search for the ideal city today is useless. For all cities are different. Each one has its own spirit, its own problems, and its own pattern of life. As long as the city lives, these aspects continue to change. Thus to look for the ideal city is not only a waste of time but may be seriously detrimental. In fact, the concept is obsolete; there is no such thing.

-Steen Eiler Rasmussen, 1898-1990 (SimCity 2000 User Manual).

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astronelson    339

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Q. Who was that mysterious masked man?

A. Oh no, it's a potato!

To search for the ideal city today is useless. For all cities are different. Each one has its own spirit, its own problems, and its own pattern of life. As long as the city lives, these aspects continue to change. Thus to look for the ideal city is not only a waste of time but may be seriously detrimental. In fact, the concept is obsolete; there is no such thing.

-Steen Eiler Rasmussen, 1898-1990 (SimCity 2000 User Manual).

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Korot    6

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Q: What is that thing coming down at over 10.000 km/hour, with your head as the landing area?

A: From hell, without love.

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