What if

[dudyconstructor 40]

ohh please.....

what if ST merge with EA?

[guinea 29]

duke ,did you know if you press the buttons on your remote control , it turns off the disney channel

 

 

we would have no more money worries

what if dirk won the lottery

[MC6Ash 4]

then I doubt we'd be seeing him for a loooong time!

 

what if SkiGeek won the lottery?

[masher 3]

Guinea you DO have a lot of time in your hands!

Anyway.. I guess she would give a lot to ST...Or not

What if Cher's farewell tour is never over!?

[MsCharamut1969 7]

Then Cher would probably get old really fast and really quick, or maybe she would stay big and famous...who knows.

 

What if the United States started space tourism?

 

 

Chara

[guinea 29]

then virgin galactic would be very unhappy

 

What if the maxis HQ exploded and all traces of SC 5 where erased

[Cactaur55 0]

I'd summon the modd squad and white hackers to find the information...

This is strange, wierd, or insane, to me, and this is okay accoring to the rules...

What if you were never born?

[hummer0328 6]

Then I wouldn't be writing this post!

 

What if you were banned from ST?

[RaccoRVA 3]

I would cry alot, then spam so bad using another name, that the site would stop. (just joking)

What if a railroad company wanted to put a line through your front yard?

[M-SIL 2]

I sell my frontyard at a very high price.

 

What if a priest approach you with a pack of bud light on his left hand?

[+Guest]

I would keep my mouth shut
What if there was piece of land for sale and it was all for $10.

[ginchael 1]

I'd buy it and build myself a SimCity Annex for my house.

 

(Don't ask me what a SimCity Annex IS)

 

What if you found out you were the long lost offspring of dirk?

[Dolfan348488 0]

I would go to his house and steal the server   When i go to the hospital to visit him and see how he is recovering from the massive heart attack, i would throw the server at him, scream APRIL FOOLS, and walk away like nothing happened.

 

What if you were there to see all that ^^^ happen?

[M-SIL 2]

Call security.

 

What if roaches size of your mouse is living in your computer (not as a program)?

[ginchael 1]

I'd run for my life.

What if you suddenly found out you had to repeat every grade, spending two weeks in a grade, in order to inherit your dad's multi-million dollar hotel chain?

[+Guest]

I would cheat on every test and take the money, or hotel

what if you were an arab?

[iguana_labrat 0]

I'd be an arab

What if you were G.W. Bush?

[bravoj 0]

i'd withdraw from the elections

what if SC5 costs 1000USD?

[guinea 29]

im not allowed to say what i think about this one so lets say

i would get it from somewhere else where it cost $0

 

 

what if nokia was a ketchup brand?

[Fairlane500 8]

Then you would be woken up in the middle of the night with your `fridge ringing.

 

What if Maxis scrapped all current products and started developing a program named SimCouch?

[Dolfan348488 0]

I would set fire to the headquarters.

 

What if you found a nuke buried in your backyard? 

[Duke87 1,070]

I'd send someone to set it off in Mecca

 

What if you were a train?

 

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[capt_enigma 6]

Then I wouldn't be replying to this post, I would be going along the tracks carrying cargo.

What if William Shatner and Leonard Nimoy led separate nations and went to war with each other?

[MallowTheCloud 41]

Then I guess they wouldn't be doing Priceline commercials anymore.

What if all gravity in the universe switched, so that gravity pushed things away from each other?

[subedei 3]

Then no one would be close anymore.

 

What if SC5 came out today?

 

 

Subedei

[The boy formerly known as Evil Muzz II 0]

I would scream run, out of the house and run all the way to Edinburgh to buy it and then find I left my wallet at home.

What if you had a Boeing 747 (Jumbo Jet for you dumb types) all to yourself?!

[K_m_H 0]

I would be ruined.. the fuel for thoose things costs like 1.000.000$/ litre or something.. well not really but ALOT anyway.

What if you had a 747 with free fuel maintenance and eveything included ?

[capt_enigma 6]

I still would NOT fly! Maybe I would try to sell that to someone else.

What if reality closely resembled something like you read in a Douglas Adams novel?

[Dolfan348488 0]

I would do everything in my power to put myself out of the misery of it all.....ahh!......

 

What if the Dolphins made an unprecidented comeback and won the Super Bowl?   

[Fairlane500 8]

The Mariners would win the World Series.

 

What if rabid wombats fell out of the sky and chewed up your brand new shoes?