The Middlelawn Incident

[Porter 68]

A Foreword from the Author and Table of Contents

Hello all. It's been a rather long time since Ive written anything. Or done any photoshopping. Or posted anything....

Yeah, you get the picture. Been very busy with real life things, and now I'm finally able to sit down and write again.

I've decided to make a very short story here for the site for Halloween. As you might have gotten from the description on the story, its going to be a midwestern set story, with an actual setting (albeit with fake city names and such).

As such, since I will be using possibly real names and or locations, its time for that fun little disclaimer...

Any relationship to or mentioning of any actual person, living, dead, undead, possessed, or otherwise under the power of the supernatural, biological attack, or any other conceivable situation is completely unintentional by the author. In the unforeseen event that any monetary value were to ever be derived by said author due strictly to the use of the name of the aforementioned person, dead, undead, or living.... tough cookies, because I'll have already spent the money. Any correlation to the events in this story to real life are completely coincidental, although I would like the rights to saying I told you so if such events were to ever occur. Lastly, in the event that such places created strictly for the use in the story become true locations in the future, or if such places gain popularity in the off chance they do exist, the author demands full right to be king of such place, and all shall worship him.

Okies.... since that has been gotten out of the way, off to the good part.

I hope to try and post something every week until Halloween for this story, most likely on Thursday or Friday, as long as my schedule permits it. If I don't, feel free to annoy me (within reason) until I get the next update posted.

Also, feedback is appreciated, as well as constructive criticism. Lastly, if you read this far, kudos and a cookie for you.

-Porter

PS: And a picture of ninja kittens. Since it's probably the last cute, cuddly thing you'll see in this area for a looooooong time.

Table of Contents

-coming soon-

[Follarch 326]

Ah, the Holloween special presented to us by none other than Porter! A fun story idea in a CJ by a genius photo editor.

This, I HAVE to see.

[Porter 68]

DOD Executive Order NABWDA_BRC_IND-1/00143-P4

The following are screen captures from a secure DOD server in Washington, DC

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[emperordaniel 1,281]

Uh oh... this does not look good

On a side note, isn't that the Emblem of the Galactic Republic from Star Wars?

[nathanthemayor 1,261]

Nice editing of photos there!

[Follarch 326]

Uh oh. I think i know what the red highlights mean!

I'm thinking this is going to be a dark, dark CJ..