ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[IDS2 3,396]

A: nothing. Hats can't talk.

Q: What happened when you tried mowing your lawn?

[Mikz 0]

A) The lawn has eaten me

Q) What happens with the penguins when you turn the fridge off?

[Kippis05 2]

A: They migrate to Biloxi.

Q: Were's the last piece of the lightbulb?

[IDS2 3,396]

Under the stairs.

Why do you ask?

[Deever 23]

A: Because I expect an answer... What was my question again?... AHA! That's my question!

Q: If a private jet makes an emergency landing on your back yard, who's the person/s that you'd wish to be on that plane?

[ky72x 13]

A: Uh.... uhhh.... uhhhhhhhh................

Q: Where is the off button on a chocolate bar?

[Superchan 23]

a) on the bottom

q) what is a 310Q?

edit: fourm has been having some errors, clicked last page and to page 8 or 9

[Deever 23]

A: Some sort of random jargon that an epileptic says when he sees a rocket-propelled grenade heading straight for him.

Q: Who left the refrigerator open?

[ky72x 13]

A: Elmo.

Q: If you ate a pound of dirt, would you wash it down with milk?

[Kippis05 2]

A: No, I'd wash it down with liquified dirt, please...

Q: If you hit yourself in the head with a duck, would a car crash thru your living room window?

[daniel01 0]

A: I wouldn't have any idea

Q: What did the car say to the window?

[Superchan 23]

A: why are you cracked

Q: what is a PA-34 Seneca

[Duke87 1,070]

A) A Seneca on Pennsylvania state route 34

Q) When the Noid steals my pizza's freshness, where does it go?

[IDS2 3,396]

A) to New York

Q) Wanna call it Yew Nork or New York?

[Superchan 23]

A: Yew Nork

Q: What is a PA-28-161 Warrior II

[ky72x 13]

A: Something large.

Q: Whose line is it anyway?

[Nightshiver00 1]

A: Nobody's; the lines belong to everyone.

Q: What does lemon taste like?

[octaves 4]

A: Lemonade

Q: What's the deal with little kids getting praise for poopy? (Can't us grown-ups get some appreciation once and a while?!)

[IDS2 3,396]

A: lime

Q: What does the lime taste like?

[Superchan 23]

A: Lime

Q: What is Cessna

[octaves 4]

A: Essa with a C at the start.

Q: What's the point of pointy things?

[Superchan 23]

A: to be pointy

Q: What is a KingAir 350

[1dera3 29]

A: An air conditioner

Q: How many fingers am I holding up?

[homeandaway 1]

A - erm...17?

Q - whats paper?

[muffinpunk787 1]

A: A sour tasting bug

Q: Why do cats have legs?

[Superchan 23]

A: because they where born with them

Q: What is a Beechcraft Baron B58

[homeandaway 1]

A - a beach bench where 58 people can sit down on it

Q - Whats the Schools Neuschwanstein???

[Superchan 23]

A: some kind of school in some europeon country

Q: what is a Cessna 172 Skyhawk

[daniel01 0]

A: A What now?

Q: What does MW Stand For?

[homeandaway 1]

a - thats very true - M is standing on two legs and so is the W

q - whats a vetaran?