Hotel Simtropolis

[citiesxlfan42 27]

How many points are needed for a room? I have quite a few, but I was curious. Also, I see an opening for the janitorial staff. What does the janitorial staff do exactly in this fine hotel? I feel stupid asking both of these questions, but I wanted to know.

Also, when was the last time Canada got into the World Cup?

[Larks2242 251]

Originally posted by: citiesxlfan42

 Also, I see an opening for the janitorial staff. What does the janitorial staff do exactly in this fine hotel? quote>

Swab the decks and clean the pool.

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

Originally posted by: Larks2242

Swab the decks.quote>

Hey, is this a ship?  I apply for the post of Captain.  My long experience as master of my three sailing yachts uniquely qualifies me for the job.  I am also an accomplished gourmet, and can sit and converse as well as anyone at a captain's table.

[Larks2242 251]

Originally posted by: A Nonny Moose

Originally posted by: Larks2242

Swab the decks.quote>

Hey, is this a ship? 

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My mistake i thought the hotel was on the SS Simtrop.

[simmaster07 1,221]

Originally posted by: thepokemaniac

Originally posted by: simmaster07

As assistant manager, I'm putting a Spain flag up in the lobby quote>

Ahem, Nelson you're the Ass. Manager, k? quote>

I thought I was Ass. Man. 

[citiesxlfan42 27]

Ba dum-chhhhh! Ha.

Wow. Who is at the front desk!? Is he/she on lunch duty? If no one is there, I'll jump over the desk and take the job!

[citiesxlfan42 27]

Ba dum-chhhhh! Ha.

Wow. Who is at the front desk!? Is he/she on lunch duty? If no one is there, I'll jump over the desk and take the job!

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

Originally posted by: Larks2242

Originally posted by: A Nonny Moose

Originally posted by: Larks2242

Swab the decks.quote>

Hey, is this a ship? 

quote>

My mistake i thought the hotel was on the SS Simtrop. quote>

The Sailing Sloop Simtrop?  No, I heard that dirk went down with that vessel.

Now, the Hotel Simtropolis could easily be the promenade deck of the new four masted 400 foot sailing luxury liner Wind Star.  Conning that ship would really be a treat.  You sail by the leach of the mizzen foresail.  When it luffs, you steer a little more off the wind.  Unfortunately, the whole works is automated, and the sails actually retract into the masts.

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

Originally posted by: Larks2242

Originally posted by: A Nonny Moose

Originally posted by: Larks2242

Swab the decks.quote>

Hey, is this a ship? 

quote>

My mistake i thought the hotel was on the SS Simtrop. quote>

The Sailing Sloop Simtrop?  No, I heard that dirk went down with that vessel.

Now, the Hotel Simtropolis could easily be the promenade deck of the new four masted 400 foot sailing luxury liner Wind Star.  Conning that ship would really be a treat.  You sail by the leach of the mizzen foresail.  When it luffs, you steer a little more off the wind.  Unfortunately, the whole works is automated, and the sails actually retract into the masts.

[Larks2242 251]

Originally posted by: A Nonny Moose

The Sailing Sloop Simtrop?  No, I heard that dirk went down with that vessel.

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Actually i was going for Steam Ship Simtrop

Hmm.... seems to have slowed down here maybe we need a special to attract more customers. Free umbrellas in every soda! and buy one get one free every other week 

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

That's not much of a special.

How about free night in the Royal Suite for diners who find a gold coin under their plates after dessert?

[Larks2242 251]

Intresting i like that.

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

Heh!  Did you know we have a one-way mirror over the bed with a web-cam lookinig through?

[Dizastrow 4]

Dizastrow here, Resident Sim

Im looking for a hotel suite, prefferably a high rise room with a view of Simtropolis, and a Jacuzzi.

Can you help me out with accomodations?

I will be here on business for the weekend, and will be needing transportation back and forth between the hotel and the Bureau for Bureaucracy.  Do you offer a shuttle service? 

Thank you!

[Larks2242 251]

Originally posted by: A Nonny Moose

Heh!  Did you know we have a one-way mirror over the bed with a web-cam lookinig through?

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That sounds a little creepy.

On behalf of the hotel we would like to apologize for being closed yesterday on that dark stormy night, hope you all found a temporary place.

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

Originally posted by: Larks2242

On behalf of the hotel we would like to apologize for being closed yesterday on that dark stormy night, hope you all found a temporary place.quote>

it was a dark and stormy night and there was no room in the inn?  Did we put anyone up in the parking garage?  A young couple with a donkey, perhaps?

[citiesxlfan42 27]

That would be nice if we had the hotel on a beautiful ship like that. One problem, though. I'd have so much more to clean!

Let's see my janitorial checklist for the week.

+ = Finished job    - = Unfinished job

+ -  Swabing the pool

 _ - Dusting lobby furnishings

+ - Daily Room Check-in and Check-out routines.

+ - Testing Chlorine of pool

+ - Throwing the Garbage off (that's right)

+ - Sweeping interior

_ - Mopping Lobby hardwood floors.

I'm headed to the lobby now!

[Larks2242 251]

Originally posted by: A Nonny Moose

Originally posted by: Larks2242

On behalf of the hotel we would like to apologize for being closed yesterday on that dark stormy night, hope you all found a temporary place.quote>

it was a dark and stormy night and there was no room in the inn?  Did we put anyone up in the parking garage?  A young couple with a donkey, perhaps?

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A donkey? round here we use cars in parking garages.

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

But would we refuse a donkey?  No imagination, eh?  (Christmas in July).