Hotel Simtropolis

[ecoba 28]

Originally posted by: Meastro444

You gotta ask our itty bitty chef.quote>

Ohhh... Chptrk! And I don't know though, I'm itty bitty too, smaller than chptrk!

[Skimbo 304]

*shows Meastro his ID*.... '92, I know, I'm too young for US... Why do I need to be 21 over here? In Europ you get every drink with alcohol when you've reached 18.

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

You have to be 24 to get alcohol in Myon... and smoking is illegal on the entire planet. But that doesn't matter, as the hotel isn't in Myon.

[thepokemaniac 18]

Hmm... well we do have a bit of a problem... well theres always an easy way to solve this! 

*Throws dart at numbers 19-24*

After some careful consideration and "hours of debate", the legal drinking age is 21.

Adam

[Larks2242 251]

Originally posted by: Skimbo

*shows Meastro his ID*.... '92, I know, I'm too young for US... Why do I need to be 21 over here? In Europ you get every drink with alcohol when you've reached 18.quote>

Cause activists  think that 18 year olds will be more likely to drive a car afterwards. I remember hearing that along time ago they pressured the government who pressured states to make that choice by not giving them money for road repair, budgets ect. However I'm not sure when that happen but i think it was long ago.

[Vahr 343]

Well well well, next person who calls our (missing) chef itty bitty will get a 20 STP surcharge.

And 21 is fine by me. Just so happens to be the same as the US one.

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Originally posted by: thepokemaniac

Hmm... well we do have a bit of a problem... well theres always an easy way to solve this! 

*Throws dart at numbers 19-24*

After some careful consideration and "hours of debate", the legal drinking age is 21.

Adam

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Well, that works. I don't drink alcohol, so I really don't care what the age limit is.

How much is an STP worth?

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

Well done, Meastro, you really got that maintenance manual down pat.  Now, why don't you sell 'em the Shirley Temple featue (Roy Rogers for the boys) that uses completely harmless synthehol when the person ordering is under age.  It has been working fine at the MF since we opened.  To be really effective, you just clone the KK Dragon, and chain the clone up in the backroom where he also acts as baby sitter.

[CHR 2]

It's interesting that everyone seems to support the legal drinking age in their respective countries, they must drum it in pretty well as kids I guess. 

I personally think 18 is a pretty reasonable age, (living in Australia, where that is the drinking age). 16 (the age in some European countries) seems a bit too young to me, but 21 seems too draconian (especially considering most places consider you an adult over 18)

Originally posted by: Leech10

How much is an STP worth?

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Sounds pretty close to dollars, 30 STP for a meal or a few hundred for a nice room. 
What does STP stand for anyway?

[Vahr 343]

Simtropolis Points

Though I suppose we can have a new drinking age rule.

18 for people from wherever that allows 18 for drinking and 21 for the US and the like.

[Slashback 136]

^ I agree. The rule should be: Alcoholic drinks are only served to people who are old enough to buy alcohol in their homecountry.

- Or at least something like that.

[Skimbo 304]

*finally tries the ST Mojito now"

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

Just leave it to the autobar.  It will adjust the drinks using either synthahol or alcohol depending on the legalities.  Since this place is spread over so many jurisdictions, it is better to use the automatic system and protect our licenses.

As for the minimum age at which anyone can have the real stuff, well, in public, there is legislation.  However, the law has no business in the dining rooms of the family, any more than it should snoop in the bedroom.  A man's home is his castle, and outsiders should get lost.  If you have a drinking family, it is a parental duty to teach your kids how to handle the stuff.

[Wakita_OK_Boy 0]

Shh. I only had four glasses of champagne at my brother's Engagement Party.

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

It was a private party, right.  L'Chaim!  Mazel tov.

[Slashback 136]

Originally posted by: Skimbo

*finally tries the ST Mojito now"quote>

How is it? I've never tried it, so i need someone to be judge

[Skimbo 304]

A bit too impulsive but good, Next time I'm gonna drink a simple cola or some 7up.

[Wakita_OK_Boy 0]

Originally posted by: A Nonny Moose

It was a private party, right.  L'Chaim!  Mazel tov.

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Of course it was a private party. (Looks around nervously) 

L'Chaim! Todah Rabbah ANonnymoose! 

[Droidika 10]

YO DAWG! This room is DA BOMB! Man, don't you have health and safety regulations here? bombs hurt. Nice dragon too, i just saw one go into a bar.

[Slashback 136]

Originally posted by: Skimbo

Next time I'm gonna drink a simple cola or some 7up.quote>

Sounds like a good choice...

[Skimbo 304]

*pays and goes out of the bar, heads to Droidika and asks him what a DAWG is*

[Larks2242 251]

Originally posted by: Droidika

Man, don't you have health and safety regulations here? quote>

Our Steak is 100% FDA approved.

[thepokemaniac 18]

Originally posted by: Larks2242

Our Steak is 100% FDA approved.quote>

Its also 100% Cesar Chavez approved, as well as safe for most mammals to eat! 

[CHR 2]

The FDA has found all our steak to only have minor side effects, much safer than most other drugs. Anyone want some, they're half price for a limited time only!

[Meastro444 1]

Offcourse it is FDA approved. The autosystem only cooks dishes and meals which are legal. If you don't believe that ask our Babysitter and Protecter of the Autosystem KK Dragon.

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

Originally posted by: Meastro444

Of course it is FDA approved. The autosystem only cooks dishes and meals which are legal. If you don't believe that ask our Babysitter and Protector of the Autosystem KK Dragon.quote>

Actually, the meat in this place, domiciled in Hamilton, Ontario, Canada is inspected and approved by the Canadian Food Inspection Agency (CFIA) and not the U.S. FDA, who have been known to let things like anti-biotics and steroids slip past.  We do not allow animals to be fed that stuff in Canada, so your beef is fully organic.

[Skimbo 304]

Good to know

*wants to try an fully organic canadian steak*

[Larks2242 251]

What the FDA alows steroids? Why dosen't everyone look like Jason Giambi then?

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

You didn't know?  All that USDA AAA beef has been hypertrophied by the use of growth hormones.

Skimbo:  You can get the steak in the dining room here, but dew drop inn to the Moose Factory and we'll do you up one just as you like it.

[thepokemaniac 18]

Our steaks are now named after famous people. So who wants our brand new Sergio Ramos Ribeye?

Viva Espa