Hotel Simtropolis

[thepokemaniac 18]

Welcome to Hotel Simtropolis! I'm the hotel's manager, Adam, and we are a brand new virtual hotel located in the simtropolis forums. How does it work you ask? Simply stop by, check in and check out, similar to the many virtual cafes and cabins of the forum. We have suites and regular rooms available, so come on in and stay! We also have staff positions available, comment if you're interested!

• Manager - Thepokemaniac
• Assistant Managers (2) - Simmaster07
• Restaurant Chef - Chptrk, CHR
• Door Man/Woman - Meastro444
• Restaurant Waitors/Bartenders (5) - ImVhOzzi
• Janitorial Staff (4) - VACANT
• Front Desk (2) - Blue Lightning
• Security Gaurd - Larks2242
• Autosystem installed by Moose Factory and Associates!

Enjoy your stay, if there is anything else we can do to make your stay more comfortable, please do not hesitate to let us know!

Adam

[simmaster07 1,221]

I get to be Ass. Manager!

(inside joke) 

[Vahr 343]

I suppose I'll be front desk.

[Chptrk 86]

Oh! Oh! Can I be the chef? Please!! 

I'm part Italian, ya know.

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

Hello.  I am your salesman for the autosystem developed and marketed by the Moose Factory.  We want to make your chef's life easier, and we are offering the autosystem complete with autochef, autobar and a full maintenance package for V$1,000,000 per annum payable on installation for the first year.

Please visit the Moose Factory by clicking on the link below to negotiate your installation.  We come to autoserve.

[Chptrk 86]

And I'm your cute lovable Chicagoan who can cook better then any machine! Don't replace me, I don't even have the job yet!

[CHR 2]

Ohhh... chef sounds interesting. Sure you don't need another one? Or maybe Maitre d'?

[Vahr 343]

lol, chptrk. I like Italian food, so I'll go with the part-Italian

Anyways machines tend to overcook my steak and undercook my noodles.

[Meastro444 1]

Originally posted by: A Nonny Moose

Hello.  I am your salesman for the autosystem developed and marketed by the Moose Factory.  We want to make your chef's life easier, and we are offering the autosystem complete with autochef, autobar and a full maintenance package for V$1,000,000 per annum payable on installation for the first year.

Please visit the Moose Factory by clicking on the link below to negotiate your installation.  We come to autoserve.

quote>

We also provide maintenance for when the mind probing machine is visiting your more secret parts of your brain. *

*This only applies when one has a brain

Please visit the Moose Factory by clicking on the link below to negotiate your installation.  We come to autoserve.

[Duke87 1,070]

I have Hotel California stuck in my head now. Thanks!

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

Originally posted by: Chptrk

And I'm your cute lovable Chicagoan who can cook better then any machine! Don't replace me, I don't even have the job yet!

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You misunderstand.  In an operation of this type, the autosystem is throttled down to do only the meanial stuff, and things you would otherwise need line cooks, salad boys, and dishwashers for.  It automatically restocks the pantry, the bar, cleans the dishes, glass ware, table linens, and does table set ups, relieving the executive chef and the chef de cuisine of the burdens of yelling at the staff to get things done.  Don't think, use the autosystem.  It is a great labor and payroll saver.

The autochef unit never cooks anything to other than the specification of the executive chef.  You need'nt worry about "machine made food" as you won't be able to tell it from something you personally put the heat to.  We also include the best line of anti-grills for cold preparations and are well stocked with the necessities of modern food chemistry to make the most outrageous things, such as tomato caviare.

[Larks2242 251]

Originally posted by: Duke87

I have Hotel California stuck in my head now. Thanks! quote>

Odd 1st thing i thought of was holiday inn by Chingy

I'll take the guard job if no one else has it yet.

[Slashback 136]

I think i'll try the job as bartender out...

[Meastro444 1]

I''ll be the doorman then.

[thepokemaniac 18]

Hotel positions still available!

On to other good news, you can now use your HiltonHHonors points to book nights at Hotel Simtropolis, and our official airline partner is Delta Airlines. You can use your Skymiles to book nights here as well, making it easier to book vacations!

Our restaurant, Skyscraper Grille, is now open, serving international cuisine from various nations around the world. It features a bar and various large TVs on which you can see your favorite sporting events. Enjoy your stay!

NEW! Valet parking now available!

Adam, Hotel Manager

[Vahr 343]

...I'm lonely here at the front desk. We don't have any guests yet.

[Zelgadis 638]

*Moseys into hotel*

*Notices skinny, itty bitty chef*

*Moseys out of hotel*

ISF

[thepokemaniac 18]

Well we'll have guests soon! I... think...

Zelgadis: Sir welcome to the - oh you're leaving ok... come again!

Adam

[simmaster07 1,221]

Aww man, there's... stuff all over the floor. Where's the custodial staff! Wait, we don't have any.

[Meastro444 1]

And we have an itty bitty chef.

I mean, I haven't done anything except welcome one guest who walked out 5 minutes later.

[Vahr 343]

I don't think the chef likes to be called itty bitty

*puts up a very large vacancy sign on the front window with a reduced price*

[Easy Bakes 253]

Originally posted by: Blue Lightning

I don't think the chef likes to be called itty bitty

*puts up a very large vacancy sign on the front window with a reduced price*quote>

No I think he subscribes to the theory of "never trust a skinny chef".

[CHR 2]

*hides itty bitty kitty chef behind serving robot so that no more guests will be scared off*

 

And today's special... Thai Red Duck Curry, with coconut milk, pineapple, lychee and cherry tomato*
 

*or tomAto if you want...

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

Sounds great so far.  I need a suite of rooms for my team Moose's vacation.  We are leaving the KK dragon to run the shop while we enjoy a nice stay here.  When will the main restaurant be open?  I like the sports grill, but I would like to be able to dine in some style, with soft music, soft women, and really fine cuisine.  Meanwhile, we can use your room service or have the Moose Factory autosystem serve us ensuite.

[Wakita_OK_Boy 0]

 I like Duck, but that appetizer doesn't look very appetizing.

 

Why not try this...

Ratatouille Dish, this excellent Provencal Dish is perfect for any casual or formal dining experience. Various vegetables and herbs decorate and infuse the senses with the smell of any Mother's Kitchen. Enjoy the various tastes that accompany Ratatouille today. This dish will blow your mind with the taste and variety of this excellent dish.

Bon Appetit! 

[Vahr 343]

Restraunt will be open from 5AM-9AM, 11AM-1PM, and 3PM to 8PM.

The group room with arrangements will work.

We have reduced price group packages so you'll probably want that.

That'll be 30 STP with 5 per person.

[Chptrk 86]

Pfft...skinny chef just means he's got a fast matabolism...or something like that...

And don't call me itty bitty! I'll rip off your legs and stick 'em on your head! And I'll spit in your food too.

Hey, Vincey-boy picking my hours. Less work for me then! 

Oh, yea, and ready to cook stuffs too!

[Meg 368]

::: walks in :::

Excuse me . . . does this hotel have a swimming pool?

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

Thanks for the accommodation.  We'll retire now, until the casino opens and the floor show begins.

[Vahr 343]

Yes Meg we have a swimming pool, just out back in the courtyard. Goes all the way down to 12 feet. Hot tub and lap swimmer (those things that cycle the water to simulate you moving across a body of water) also are there.

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And yes Mikey-boy, I've picked the hours so that you don't get overworked and degrade the quality (even though we have auto-stuffs, but the chef is the person/thing that keeps it all working). Or I'm just being nice and only working you during peak hours

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Also, there's a gym and washrooms (if your suite doesn't have one, ie short term suites) in B1.