King of the hill

[GuerrilaWarfare 39]

I'm the one in the air plane doing the airstrike and i bomb you and parachute down to claim the hill... then a lot of ladies come to join me. MY HILL

[tjh876 31]

I take the Enola Gay and wipe out you and your ladies, and now its my hill!

[tjh876 31]

I take the Enola Gay and wipe out you and your ladies, and now its my hill!

[tjh876 31]

I take the Enola Gay and wipe out you and your ladies, and now its my hill!

[Korot 6]

You die of radiation, caused by the bombing. After the radiation has settled, I'm free to take the hill. My Hill.

[Z77 3]

As you are standing on top of your hill, you notice that the water is rising. All of this nuclear radiation going on is causing extreme global warming and the water engulfs you drowning you. I wait until Nuclear winter ascends then i proceed to claim the hill completely bundled up in clothing that will protect me from the cold. My Hill!

[tjh876 31]

I do an airshow, melting the hill and causing you to overheat and die of heat exhaustion, and I take over the hill, and have a weapon arsenal to attack anyone who is going to try to take over my hill!

[Korot 6]

^^ Therefore, I do not take over the hill, but wait until you die, and claim the hill, as given to me in your will. My Hill.

[Larks2242 251]

I burn the will and claim the hill...My Hill!

[Skimbo 304]

You still have no TV on the hill to watch the next Miami Heat game, so you have to leave for watching it in a pub, meanwhile I claim the hill, MY HILL

[tjh876 31]

I use an SR-71, spy on you and plan attack on you and your dragons, then train them to kill you. Now my Dragons and Hill

[LILCHRIS5X 5]

Hahahahahahaha, I drop a bomb on the hill from a plane so you and your dragons are dead. And there is no hill. Then I build my own hill.

[Larks2242 251]

You forget to pay taxes on the hill, so i buy it at an auction...My Hill!

[tjh876 31]

You can't afford the property, so I the bank decide to rule the hill with power. My hill!

[Vahr 343]

The bank goes bankrupt and you move to a box in the city. My hill.

[Korot 6]

I kick you off the hill, and claim it mine. My Hill.

[tjh876 31]

You must report for duty in the navy and go away for some time, leaving your hill, so I stumble upon it, and claim it mine!

[Loney 22]

That hill had an anti-infantry landmine buried underneath the soil, and you just happen to step on it. Both of your legs are blown off from the blast and I toss you into the ocean, letting the sharks with their ability to sense blood to track you down.

I proceed to have a nice picnic on the hill, not giving a second thought about you.

[Josh6 873]

while you were tossing him into the ocean I preceeded to poison your picnic food. you run away in panic and suddenely burst into flames createing a protective barried around the hill. My Hill

[Larks2242 251]

You also poison yourself, i disinfect the hill then take it....My Hill!

[Lilchptrk 0]

While you are sitting on the hill, I throw a box with wheels over your head and push you down. My hill.

[Chptrk 86]

I tell mom you're pushing internet people off a hill and she grounds you from the computer. Somewhere along the way I take the hill. My hill!

[Vahr 343]

Your mom calls you to do chores. You leave and I take the hill. My hill!

[Larks2242 251]

Your mom gets mad at you for stealing the hill and returns it to me....My Hill!

[Josh6 873]

But when you see his mom, you fall in love and run off with her. The hill is open again. My Hill

[Lilchptrk 0]

An airplane flies above you and a yeti jumps out and eats your brain. Then he eats your spleen. Then he eats your appendix. Then he eats your liver. Then he eats...

Yeah and after all of you is in his stomach, I run up and take the hill. My hill.

(Oh and you're dead so you can't reclaim the hill. Ever.)

[thepokemaniac 18]

I tell your parents you're up too late and they make you go to bed.

Mah hill.

[Korot 6]

A Dog chases after your. My Hill.

[Lilchptrk 0]

Santa comes down (In the middle of August? Well duhhhh.) and tells you that you have been naughty for stealing hills and making dogs come out of nowhere and chase people. He takes you away to his toy shop where the elves are going to make you one of them... but then they just decide to burn you. My hill... and Santa and I have connections so he won't take me away.

[thepokemaniac 18]

Someone tells you your replys are very long, which distracts you long enough to go get some Wendy's (?) and I steal the hill back.

MINE