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This is like, the most stupid thing ever, besides those Kinoki foot pads. 6.gif

But behind it, the person who came up with this is probably yet another entrepreneur cashing in on current trends. Weight loss is a big market, thanks to the current obesity epidemic, and the amount of gullible people out there. The guy behind this is probably making loads of money.

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... Are you kidding me?

This has got to be the most ridiculous weight loss method out there - and they're pretty much all ridiculous. How hard can it be simply to eat less, and move more...? Lazy gits are looking for easier and easier answers to everything these days, at a total cost of common sense. "Slim Coffee"... even the name is ludicrous.

Heck, it might even be stupider than that incredibly annoying "Q-Ray" bracelet crap. (Whoever believes that shouldn't have children and pass on their genes.)


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caffiene could make a person more willing to do exercise because they feel more awake or hyperactive and need to move around

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Diets are simple.

This is the only diet plan you shall ever need: 

Eat Less And Excerise.

there thats it ,simple isnt it?


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the only thing that helps me maintain my slender grip on reality is the friendship I share with my collection of singing potatoes.

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At the bottom of every weight-loss testimony, it shows the following message:

"Extraordinary results achieved using entire system including diet and exercise. Your results may vary."

Well, gee, if that's the case, why don't I simply just cut out the coffee and go strictly with the diet and exercise part, eh?

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How to lose weight: Take in fewer calories than you burn. Nothing else will ever work.

I'm a skinny coffee fiend, but I was skinny long before I started drinking coffee.


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