A simple question

[Mikemat5150 0]

On a scale of 1-10, ten being "Oh god yes" and 1 being "ummm... I think your crazy" here is the question.

Does the slaughtering of cows make you more manly, intern making beards grow faster?

[Easy Bakes 253]

it sure dont improve sentence structure

[Meg 368]

My initial reaction to this is it gets a 1, using the scale you have given.

But I suppose there could be an argument that the hormones given to cattle could (and does) affect human beings in ways that are not fully understood.

I'm sticking with the 1, though.

[The boy formerly known as Evil Muzz 27]

Sorry, it must be too early in the morning for me, but I don't actually understand the question, especially the part about "intern making beards grow faster". Would someone care to explain this part to my frazzled mind?

[hym 358]

Muzz, as I understand it, the question is "Does the slaughtering of cows make you more manly, in turn, making beards grow faster?" (The rationale being that being more manly induces a higher rate of beard growth.)

[purpledaddy 6]

At the Real Life Bureau of Bureaucracies we have interns that can't grow a beard to save their lives! And they sometimes tend to bite too!

[Voar Tok 4]

The answer to your question is completely and unequivocally no.  Now if you eat said cow and it has weird hormones in it, I suppose that could affect it, but in my personal experiences, it took me eight years to get to the point where I could grow a beard, and my affinity for beef is well known in my family.

Now, about your question about the usefulness of this...

Originally posted by: SkiGeek My initial reaction to this is it gets a 1, using the scale you have given.

But I suppose there could be an argument that the hormones given to cattle could (and does) affect human beings in ways that are not fully understood.

I'm sticking with the 1, though.

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I'll see her one and raise it to the first power.

[GingerBlokey 30]

Originally posted by: Easy Bakes it sure dont improve sentence structurequote>

I have to agree. Grammar nazi; me!

[s.i.X 13]

Absolutely. We should kill as cows as we to all of our beards grow and thick-like.

[coolotter88 2]

slaughtering baby cows, however, have no effect whatsoever.

[Abc987 3]

Erm... strangest question ever. No, I think "Have you ever shaved with a cheese grater" was a lot weirder, but still, this is in the top 10. Anyway, thats definitely a 1.

[hamsterTK 93]

Though I have never slaughtered a cow, I have cleaned and gutted animals before, since I was young and at the age I could not grow anything on my face much less a beard..

I dont get why you posted this...

[Duke87 1,070]

Well, manliness is very subjective. If it makes the person doing the killing feel more manly, then yes. If not, then no. I will point out, though, that killing a cow isn't exactly an achievement since cows aren't at all dangerous. if you say, killed a bear, or a lion, or an alligator... then you've got more going for you.

No matter what, though, the rate at which your hair grows (facial or otherwise) is not affected by your perceived machismo or self esteem. So it won't help your beard out. Only rogaine will do that.

[Mikemat5150 0]

You people have very little sense of humor. Excpet for you s.i.X.

[s.i.X 13]

I have big beard, make from the killing many cows at one time. Is easy, too, I eat lots beef for food.

[purpledaddy 6]

Originally posted by: Mikemat5150 You people have very little sense of humor. Excpet for you s.i.X.

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Ah, so this was meant as a joke!   I was really trying to avoid the subject of what our interns and other B'o'B 'ers looked like!  (other than us empty suits that is, beef goes right through us! )

[nealos101 20]

It depends if you torture it, or if you sacrifice it to the gods in order to be declared a man?

[Icepick2daface 0]

When I kill cows I tend to use an ice pick... I have one hell of a beard right now

[Mikemat5150 0]

Originally posted by: nealos101 It depends if you torture it, or if you sacrifice it to the gods in order to be declared a man?quote>

 

You muse mutilate the body and eat it.

[LarksTonguesInAspic 28]

Enviromentalists tell us that cattle industries are destroying the planet. I'm doing all I can, I'm eating the cows that are causing the trouble, but there's only so much one man can eat...*buuurrrppp*

Icepick: How very Irish mafia of you, do you stick it in the ear, old school style?

Does a cow become more of a cow if it kills and eats a human? There's your answer.

[coolotter88 2]

GIVE ME MOAR COWS TO EAT!

I saw slaughtered baby cow hearts on sale at an asian food market, I wonder how those taste like, I bet heart meat is 100% lean, maybe I should eat more heart, I hate fat.

[A Nonny Moose 8,261]

Well, before I was able to have my hair braided and be declared a man, I had to go into a field with the other candidates, and kill a cow (each of us).  Then we disemboweled them, hung the intestines around our necks, and threw the internal organs at each other in a frantic game of dodge ball.

This rite of passage made me into the Norse warrior I am today.  My beard doesn't need any encouragement, because I shave it off every day with the keen edge of my dagger.

Nils Jarnhand.

Oh, and battlefield smells don't bother me.

[Mikemat5150 0]

The smell of the battlefield. Praise Odin for this feast.

[Duke87 1,070]

Okay this is just getting weird, now...