Dr. Frickenstein

A: Because it was the only paint color when fire trucks came. It was also the cheapest! Q: Why is an annoying voice if you call customer service?

...got 12 nukes to destroy the back-up computers. He detroys them, but wait! There's a secret 13th computer with a SC2K/SC3K(U)/SC4(RH)-Convertor, to convert the cities from SimCity 2000, SimCity 3000 (Unlimited) and SimCity 4 (Rush Hour). And the 13th computer is in... the secret lab of the crazy professor. They jumped in Will's private jet to take them to the secret laboratorium. But...

Hey Jarno, I've seen the updates and they're great as well. The tax agency looks like a building that says "Give me your cash!!" Also those "rain pictures" are fantastic. It's great!

But a time machine from an other dimension was found. Eight men go back in time, to 10th of july 2006, three hours before the crazy Russian professor pushed on the red button. One of the men finds a locked door. "Please enter the password" the security computer of the door said. The person in the front of the door said: "Please give me a hint." "It's the ultimate!!" the computer said. So, he said: "Forty-two, the answer to life, the universe and anything else." The door opened and they saw... a copy of SimCity 5 and Will Wright in a comfortable chair. "Hi folks! What's on? I've just recently completed my masterpiece. You can buy it for only $29.95!" were Will's words.

But a time machine from an other dimension was found. Eight men go back in time, to 10th of july 2006, three hours before the crazy Russian professor pushed on the red button. One of the men finds a locked door. "Please enter the password" the security computer of the door said. The person in the front of the door said: "Please give me a hint." "It's the ultimate!!" the computer said. So, he said: "Forty-two, the answer to life, the universe and anything else." The door opened and they saw... a copy of SimCity 5 and Will Wright in a comfortable chair. "Hi folks! What's on? I've just recently completed my masterpiece. You can buy it for only $29.95!" were Will's words.

But a time machine from an other dimension was found. Eight men go back in time, to 10th of july 2006, three hours before the crazy Russian professor pushed on the red button. One of the men finds a locked door. "Please enter the password" the security computer of the door said. The person in the front of the door said: "Please give me a hint." "It's the ultimate!!" the computer said. So, he said: "Forty-two, the answer to life, the universe and anything else." The door opened and they saw... a copy of SimCity 5 and Will Wright in a comfortable chair. "Hi folks! What's on? I've just recently completed my masterpiece. You can buy it for only $29.95!" were Will's words.

A: Because crazy scientists have made them to be sooo good. Q: What?

A: Because the question come before the answer, that's science what the scientists call. Q: What is the most stupid question in the whole universe?

It's almost three months since the last update. In Simtropolian terms, I can say that this CJ could be dead. Maybe it's some small RL delay. Anyway, jarno will probably post something about the current development of this CJ... And if he posts, he'll surely answers the big question: is it dead or not? That's the big question. And I bet he'll post the big news here before august.

... the crazy Russian professor finished the evil back-to-Stalin machine. He pushes on the almighty red button, and... the mutant-cows are back!

Zzsim won't post after me too.

... a crazy Russian professor wants to make an evil machine, that would change Russia into a new Soviet Union. But...

... a ST member (It's not me, it's maybe you!) hacks into a server in Queenston, Ontario to eliminate the radiaton, but without any warning...

It's a long I didn't commented, but the last updates are awesome work! Especially the giga-mosaic. I'm ready for your "Big project"!

... and causes hundreds of massive fires. But the mad professor has invented a machine. No, it isn't a nobody-knows-what-it-does-when-the-red-button-is-pressed-machine, but something new. He invented a water teleporter, that...

... a big electromagnetic field shocked up pilot's plane, and was about to crash. But then, a mysterious power lifted up the plane. But Pilot sees Will Wright with a jetpack and a AK-47-Plasm Edition! The flashback was the work of the red button the ice cream seller pushed. So a ST member must break through the circle, or all alternative dimensions will get upset! So...

I say that dirk won't post after me.

... a mysterious ice cream seller goes to a bank, and asks a million dollars from his account. He got the million and calls the local university. A professor of the university came to his ice cream bar, and gives the ice cream seller a little package. The professor got the million, and the ice cream seller opens the package... and there was something red to see... It's the well-known red button again!

I feel two things about Chaumont: - The biggest, largest update of ST - (Hopely not) A CJ that's going to die. I would chose for the first option.

... a man walks around, takes a cigarette and... destroys it with his laser-beam eyes. He goes to a small town, 3 miles away, and calls somebody. "Hey...." The man said, "If ya' don't give it to me, I'll use some... fysical powers." The man at the other side of the line said: "Wha' do ya' mean? I'm just..." "A kind of... loser? You aren't! If you give it to me, it'll be..." "Okay, okay! Chill man! I'm ready!" So the man with the laser-beam eyes (Joe A) goes to the other guy (Joe B) with the train.

So Dirk explained it: "As a webmaster of the most active Simcity 4 fansite, I've the permission to have one of Will's jetpacks, made out of old Soviet space-program parts." pilotdaryl: "Old Soviet space-program parts?" Dirk: "Yeah... Where's Will?" But on an unexpected moment, a nuke was fired and aimed on the plane. But Will Wright showed up and uses his AK-47-Plasm Edition to destroy the nuke, but...

... that Simcity 4 is doomed. But 200 miles away, a pilot cannot control a Boeing 727 (He's alone). While it's going to crash, a mysterious "power" lifted up the 727. The pilot can now control the plane, but he sees... Will Wright with a jetpack and a AK-47-PE (Plasm Edition). He goes into the plane, and says eight words, words that nobody would forget... "Hello! I've some problems with my jetpack." The pilot goes to Will for two things: -To help Will with the jetpack -To ask about the release date of Simcity 5. Wait a second! If there's only one man who would controls the 727, who controls the 727??

... it goes at another mutant-cow black hole. The black hole became a yellow hole, and all of the mutant-cows died. But a guru eats some Revwevlowenlownjcsnozzies (You pronounce it as "Re-FWee-fLo-vEN-lOwenZs-snOseeZ") and becomes a... ST Member. He hacks into the ST Server and delete the WHOLE database. It's worser than cookie-eatin' bunnies!

So the mutant cows are going to eliminate the world. But somebody calls... somebody: Somebody 1:"Hi, with who?" Somebody 2:"Hello Who, with Hi!" Somebody 1:"No, I'm [NAME MISSING DUE TO PRETTY WEIRD REASONS]. Are you really Hi?" Somebody 2:"Of course! Hey, I've invented another really, really wierd machine." *End*

Correct. I say that amal81 won't post after me.