No, no, no! This is all wrong! What you want, eh, a pretty lady, a little cash, a few WMDs? No, I do better - a private island on The Ragged Edge for all judges who vote for me, er, vote for Paw Paw. As for rest of you - when I become governor, there will be no diplomatic relations between The Ragged Edge and evil states of Hydrexis, Tonks Island, and Turry!
Greetings, respected members of Simtropolis! Allow to introduce myself: I am August Owinde, mayor of beautiful city of Paw Paw. I urge you to consider Paw Paw when you vote