gregchickenguy

*Copy from my Steam Account* - To people who don't live in New Zealand, yes, it is a country of amazing rare birds, including the world's only alpine parrot, the Kea (probably the most annoying of them all) and massive snow-capped mountains, intense dairy farming, and don't forget about Queenstown. Unfortantly, you don't see the: over-priced milk, our high-ish rate of crime, Auckland (this one is a variable), the wind in Wellington (generally), the unpredictable weather (forget the Bermuda Triangle, our weather has probably killed more people than that), and that violent --- offender who managed to escape prison and flee to South America recently.

But all who read this can judge for themselves, trust me, New Zealand is a great place to live, the only real problem is the Aussies.