Sunfighter

I see a warplane.

Id give it away. I dont need the money.

Hey Jimmy! That done squirrl is taking a leak in your beer!

The bus runs into a truck carrying piping. The piping flies into the bus impailing every kid down the row. What is the worst that can happen while your brushing your teeth?

I-540 In Arkansas. Speed limit 70mph. Average speed in the left lane in light traffic: 60mph. Why? Bubba in his rusted out pick up has spent 15 minutes trying to pass a semi. Ive lived in many states, and by FAR Arkansas has the most idoitic drivers I have ever seen. I last came from Michigan, and yes the traffic was harry, but at least you got to go the speed limit at the very least even in heavy traffic. In Arkansas, it can be clear for miles ahead of you, then all of a sudden this 60mph moving blockade appears in front of you and all you can do is whimper and try your hardest not to get road rage. One time, it was totally clear and I got stuck behind a guy in the left lane doing 40mph...yes thats correct 40mph in the left lane on a 70mph highway! Even worse, was the truck next to him was not going much faster. I almost rear ended him i came up on him so fast. lets see what other great things have arkansas inbreeders done... 1) Ive almost got into a head on with an old man who was driving down the wrong side of US-71B in Arkansas. 2) Average speed going down an onramp to get on 540 is 45mph. Ever try to enter a highway at rush hour at 45mph? 3) When the onramp is clear, I have actually gotten up to speed and PASSED cars driving on the highway as im coming down the onramp they are going so slow on the highway. 4) Witnessed bubba lose his entire load of Sod from the back of his pickup and decide to STOP right then and there to go pick it up...yes thats right. STOP in the right lane of the highway. 5) Witnessed a car miss a curve on the highway and just drive straight off the road and into a barn. (lol They were okay, after which when i was alone, I laughed for about 45 minutes straight) 6) I-540 being painted at 12:45PM! on a Monday. And this is all in ONE year.

Alright Alright heres a couple of me. dont laugh you crazy people. Sorry for the fuzzyness..terrible webcam yall.

O'Hare Apartments.

You can also get that zot when they have no way to get to work. So if that road has no connection to any jobs youll get the no road connection zot as well.

Okay Okay its not me...its my girlfriend!..I dont have any tiny pictures of me that the forum would allow in.... But I figured id let you all drool for a while..haha. . Kinda fuzzy..but it was done with a crappy webcam..what you expect? lol. *EDIT SEVERAL MONTHS LATER* Okay that girl up there is now my ex-gf here is a picture of my new one. Which is better looking?

Here we find the rare, City Redneck and his habitat the moble home. How it got in the middle of a major urban center..we will never know.

Same city as above..Thats the problem with the lower class! No work ethic!! Lazy punks.

Honey, I know I said we where going to paint the town red, but this isnt what i had in mind...lol... Dont ever save while your highlighting a building...lol

Think they ever get lost coming home at night? This is with building variety at high. I shiver to think what low might do