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^ All I know is that it has less to do with actual ghosts and more with Mexicans, essay. < Still has a bad connection. v Is dancing to the tune of Banana Phone.

^ OH YES! Canama, you're going down! < Is going to bed. v Just woke up?

Best: Music... Worst: ...and so much more. fire

"How are you suppose to fight if your feelings are the only weapons you've got!?" -Kira Yamato- P.S. Yeah. It's from an anime.

A: That's probably because there's a black-out at your place. No PC for youuuu. Q: My, my, my. What do we have here?

automobile

paper

Best: It is the product of many years of effective construction plus asthetics. Worst: Some buildings are just plain out ugly. Cellphones

Best: A pioneer in computer innovation. Worst: Curses Bill Gates... You thief! It should have been Apple I tell you... APPLE! FBI

tumor

Best: It's so easy! (I passed math because of it) Worst: It's useless if you can't count to ten. The English System

Butted in.

corn

A: Because he found out that the South was infested with a wave of dancing penguins. Q: How do you stop time?

^ OH YEAH! < Misses Rocko's Modern Life a lot. v Also likes Rocko's Modern Life?

Best: Two alternative sources of power. Worst: Like it? Sure, if you can afford it. Mustard

guy

ASIA PLUNGED INTO A STATE OF EMERGENCY!!! -Incoming Transmission- If you were watching the news this morning, you probably understand the gravity of the situation by now. We have Canama to blame for all this death and destruction. As for the damage to our military, we lost all the ships we sent to the South China Sea. There are currently no survivors. I know that most of you here has lost a friend, a dad, a sister, but I urge you to save these emotions for later. The Republic needs you. I want you to run that cannon, operate that tank, and fly that jet, and blow the living daylights out of their so-called invasion force. Drive those Canamanians out of East Pacifica! -End Transmission- EUDF fighters shoot down enemy aircraft Artillery bombardment on enemy positions GET OUTTA' HERE BEFORE WE BOMB YOU BACK TO THE STONE AGE!!!

microwave

Israeli cruise missles were last seen migrating south for the winter looking for the heat signature of an ice burg.

A: That was the sound of my stomach eating itself... (I'm hungry!) Q: If ever I lose my mind, where do I find it?

Best: Phew. I don't need to think much about what to say. Worst: If I forget to provide a topic for the next person too. (Would you like that?) Rain

germs

^ Uhuh. Twenty o'seven, here we come! < Overslept... (That's what I get for trying to keep up with people on the other side of the world.) v Is in serious need of a facial.

Best: It ain't 13 nor 666. Worst: If your PE instructor asks you to do that much number of push-ups. Mexican currency