I've got one for you... Gainesville, FL vs. Tallahassee, FL.
University of Florida vs. Florida State University
In addition to the obvious college football rivalry these two cities share, there is unending mockery of one another.
Gainesville considers Tallahasee (and FSU):
Very Dirty (and it is, I've been there a dozen times)
Too political (nothing but state employees, as it is the state capital of Florida)
A girls school! (FSU used to be Florida State College for Women, while University of Florida was an all male school)
UF still holds the record over FSU and gave them a 34-7 beating this past November.
What's to love about Tally??? Nothing!