Oh our glorious future, we are certain! Crush those in opposition and remove those unworthy of our vision! The mightiest nation in the world bows before you as we present our Gazette. It is against.... Government policy... to allow you to stroll freely about our beloved land. But here, take satisfaction in our great Premier, Valentin Gir!
(( Though they may be a little large, I've reduced their size by a scale factor of 3/4 to stop the page stretching. I apologize if this is out of limits, but this is the best I can do without screwing up the text in the newsreels. ))