City council to issue biking campaign
In an ongoing effort to elevate the level of firmness glutei maximi in the general area, the mayors office announced a brand new biking campaign earlier today.
"Let's get this citys bikepaths rolled on!.. " the mayor said in an extraordinarily awkward comment to the Bay of Piglets herald this evening. "..Let's get 'em all firmed up!".
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