A question for every answer

[gggg 9]

who would you like to be?? a fat opera lady or a geeky math thicher

Evil Duckys army

[Eastwinn 6]

What's that?

1,907,345,876.6019

[Duke87 1,070]

How many pounds does your mother weigh?

j/k

 

Leviathan, Harpuia, Fenfir, and Phantom.

[gggg 9]

what are the names you call TT

mwhahahahhahaha

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Q: If you are driving down a busy highway and a leech lands on the steering wheel, what does the leech-thrower say?

A: It came down from the highest mountain.

[SYM Productions 7]

Q: what is an avalanch?

A: it got squashed on a shiny white surface that resembles teeth

- Yatagan_L Proud part of SYM Productions

[Duke87 1,070]

Q) What happened to your pet chicken?

A) Charcoal, Butane, and Your Mother-in-law

 

This one's for you King of the Hill fans! There's a specific response I'm looking for!

[nealos101 20]

Unfortunatly duke no one has replied yet, so im just gonna guess...

Q: Hey, what's the best thing to use to get this stain off?

 

A: It takes exactly 789.345 seconds, but by that time you usually forget how to turn the damn thing off!

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

How long does it take to use the automatic food cooker?

It fell over and landed in the gunpowder storage area.

[tchaos713 5]

What is the torch that was lighting the way?

It keeps biting me every time I pick it up.

[choco1 4]

What are you doing with that flower?

42

[+Guest]

How many episodes aired of the Japanese action cartoon series Transformers: Masterforce?

I swear, it had to be an inside job.

[nealos101 20]

Q: Did you uncouple those cars from the engine that carried very very sensative explosives?

A: I told you once and now Im telling you twice, it's not a chew toy!!!!

[Duke87 1,070]

Q) Hey, Can I- (and you interrupt)

A) 1-900-MIX-A-LOT

 

Date: 12/1/2005 11:58:38 AM Author: nealos101
Unfortunatly duke no one has replied yet, so im just gonna guess...

 

 

Ah, well. The expected response was Name three things you'd hate to have at your Fourth of July barbeque.

[SYM Productions 7]

Q: what's the iron chef's personal phone number?

A: Ald'Jahbrah Infi'Nitus

- Yatagan_L proud part of SYM Productions

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Q: What is a word I can't pronounce?

A: He is wearing a dress, high-heeled boots, a wig, and makeup to impersonate a girl, so you can't go out with him.

[choco1 4]

Q: What does the undercover agent look like... and can I date them?

A: No, you're too ugly!

[SYM Productions 7]

Q) So you said my portfolio was perfect, I have great charisma, I work well with a team, I know computer circuits like the back of my hand... to I get the job?

A) The bunny's behind bars.

 

- CDI_spy

[gggg 9]

where is the bunny

41   ( Im looking for spesific question from a movie I just sow... *hint - the oltimet question )

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Q: What is the meaning of life?

A: Why is there a hairball in my soup?

[christhebull 1]

Q: The cooks were on strike so they hired a cat?

A:

[Zeddic 3]

A: What did that Rolex cost in Russia?
Q: It's as easy as A, B, C...

[SYM Productions 7]

A: counting from 1 to 3

Q: how can i make a joke so lame? or so lame a joke, or however else you want to turn this phrase around?

 

- Yatagan_L

[Duke87 1,070]

Okay, Zedic you reveresed the Q and A but they'still make sense. SYM productions really screwed it up, so I'll ignore his post. So to the Answer It's as easy as A, B, C....:

Q) How easy is the locomotion?

 

A) Pimping sons of plunder

[gggg 9]

who the hell are you?

couse it was fun

[nealos101 20]

Q) Did you enjoy the great pie fight last thursday?

A) This is the second time I have to tell you this but... The rubber chicken wasn't real.

[christhebull 1]

Q: Why does this chicken taste funny?

A: Curtain Call

[SYM Productions 7]

sorry duke, got mixed up, well, here comes the question! gonna do it right!

Q: what do you call it when the sargeant ruffles the curtains of rideau hall?

 

A: a blue and fluffy round cube

 

- Yatagan_L 

[nealos101 20]

Q: Should the cookie monster decide to change shape, form & colour, what would he end up as?

A: What kind of question is that? Of course the rubber chicken couldn't do something like that! It's ductile!

[christhebull 1]

Q: Can rubber chickens play soccer?

A: Ford Escort