Mad Libs

[PontiacFiero84 109]

It's simple , Create a sentence put a few blanks in for nouns , adjectives and so on , Next person fills in your blanks with the most absurd , odd words ( Being appropriate of course ) and creates there sentence.

If this was a topic already on Simtropolis , then I apologize.

First things first I'll start my sentence.

Carl drove his _____ to _____ , while eating (a)_____ , A Woman was _____ at him because he didn't finish his _____.

[emperordaniel 1,281]

Carl drove his X-Wing to New York, while eating squid; A Woman was spitting at him because he didn't finish his LEGO castle.

A _____ing _______ decided to fly through ________ because (s)he was very _______ about _________.

[MandelSoft 2,775]

A drinking pegasuspony decided to fly through Death Star because she was very curious about a large red button with the text "DO NOT PUSH!"

The _____ was broken. _____ said (s)he knew the reason why: ____

[BuggUla 405]

The giraffe was broken. Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel said he knew the reason why: Kellogg's Frosted Flakes.

Where was _______ when you _______ ? After all, ________ can only ________ if you __________ __________ly for a _________.

[emperordaniel 1,281]

Where was the lizard when you burned? After all, frogs can only collapse if you dance stupidly for a cucumber.

A bunch of ______ ran to ________ where they _________ed lots of _________ at _____.

[kakado_to_save 514]

A bunch of zucchinis ran to kakadoland where they broke lots of tomatoes at midnight.

How did you make that ________ to ________ with a\an __________ while he was ________ with a\an ____________

[PontiacFiero84 109]

How did you make that Potato Salad to eat with a spork while he was picking his nose with a spoon.

Jimmy was playing _____ on his XBOX , when suddenly a _____ blew up his ____ wall , and stole his precious _____ .

[emperordaniel 1,281]

Jimmy was playing SC4 on his XBOX, when suddenly a worm blew up his LEGO wall, and stole his precious cards.

[PontiacFiero84 109]

Jimmy was playing SC4 on his XBOX, when suddenly a worm blew up his LEGO wall, and stole his precious cards.

lol , where's your blanked sentence?

[emperordaniel 1,281]

Oops

Silly _____ danced with _____ ______ on the _______ of _________.

[Keder 116]

Silly monkeys danced with scientist on the verge of sickness.

had a when the hit

[The Avatar 1,089]

I love Mad Libs! I didn't even know PontiacFiero created the game, until now.

I don't think I can really respond to "had a when the hit "... So I'll just continue with my own blank one.

While camping at ______ (noun), John decided to _______ (verb) and roast ______ (noun) over his _______ (adjective) campfire.

...This is fun.

[emperordaniel 1,281]

While camping at Noun, John decided to vocalize and roast more nouns over his evil campfire.

A world-famous ________ decided to ________ in the _________ of ____________, so the plan completely _________.

[PontiacFiero84 109]

A world famous basketball player decided to pee in the woods of Nürburgring , so the plan completely went nowhere!

Lenny jumped the_____towards the _____ , until a SWAT officer ________ him , Lenny is then handcuffed and brought to _____ ,While handcuffed , Lenny realized he left ______ on at his apartment.

[Schulmanator 5,803]

Lenny jumped the fastest toward the Floating Head of Death until a SWAT officer headbutted him. Lenny is then handcuffed and brought to the set of Wheel of Fortune. While handcuffed, Lenny realized he left "Keeping Up With The Kardashians" on at his apartment.

______ from the ________ indicate that _________ has just ________ the _____ _______. We await ______ _______ of this _____. There are unconfirmed reports of _______ caused by [use second blank word again] which has made everyone ________.

[emperordaniel 1,281]

Cookies from the city indicate that Happy Valley Goose Bay has just danced the screaming catwalk. We await horrible news of this fried egg. There are unconfirmed reports of insanity caused by the city which has made everyone geniuses.

A ______ went for a walk in the _______, when suddenly, he met a _______, and they ___________, and then ran off into ____________ where the _______ died of _________.

[PontiacFiero84 109]

A Gorilla went for a walk in the Zoo , when suddenly , he met a zoo keeper , and they ate sunflower seeds , and then ran off into the food shed where the Gorilla died of sun flower poisoning.

Niko went to visit a _____ in Queens , when a HUGE _______ ripped up the street and destroyed the _____. Niko took action and took his______ , Niko blasted away his _____ , while he saved the day from carnage.

[Schulmanator 5,803]

Niko went to visit a mystical shaman in Queens , when a HUGE inflatable alligator pool toy ripped up the street and destroyed the Pompidou Center. Niko took action and took his toys and went home, Niko blasted away his last chance, while he saved the day from carnage.

I am the very _______ of a modern _______ __________. I've _________ vegetable, ______ and _______.

[emperordaniel 1,281]

I am the very essence of a modern stinking forum game. I've burned a vegetable, black and angry.

A beautiful _______ was flying through ___________, when suddenly, its _________ troopers decided to _______________ in mid-air; they all _______ at the end, clutching a golden ________.

[PontiacFiero84 109]

A beautiful Golden Koala was flying through the planet mars , when suddenly , it's Martian troopers decided to open fire their tranquilizers in mid-air , they all succeed at the end , clutching a golden claw from the Koala.

A Bank robber driving the getaway ________( vehicle ) , and makes a sudden ____ , he realized he left ____ behind! . The Police are on his tail , he downshifts into 2nd gear and BAM! A ______ Truck spills ______ onto the street , the vehicle is fine and the police ______ ________ . The Robber sped down the block onto the street where the bank is , _______ explodes and the robber soars into the _______ , The money is now ________ . Meanwhile the local ________ , is unharmed from the carnage .

[Schulmanator 5,803]

A Bank robber driving the getaway Chevette, and makes a sudden smoky stop, he realized he left half of the transmission's parts behind! . The Police are on his tail , he downshifts into 2nd gear and BAM! A tangerine encrusted Truck spills stunning diamondique pendants onto the street , the vehicle is fine and the police open fire. The Robber sped down the block onto the street where the bank is , Tippy the Turtle explodes and the robber soars into the bratwurst superstore, The money is now tangerine and diamondique studded. Meanwhile the local lacross team, is unharmed from the carnage .

Once upon a _____, there was a little ______ named ______. He could do thing you _____ ______. One day, he was ______ing from a _____ when all of a sudden.... _______! _____ happened! We couldn't _____ it! He was totally ______. The _____ with the ______ came to his aid when he _____. Then they all went _____ and had a ________ the rest of the day. This was definitely one of those ____ ____ days!

[Alejandro24 575]

Once upon a time, there was a little stone named mascota piedra. He could do thing you can do. One day, he was looking from a river when all of a sudden.... F**k! What happened! We couldn't understand it! He was totally confused. The river with the water came to his aid when he falled. Then they all went cold and had a stoneache the rest of the day. This was definitely one of those horrible f*****g days!

I really don't know what I wrote, but I get inspired in mascota piedra, a character of mechanics course examples.

Mascota Piedra.

He came from _______ . Nobody can __________ it, just only he can ________ it. "What ________?" asked. Nobody answered. Then he __________ to the place. "_______!" said. That was totally __________ and ________ . "What kind of ________ can do this?" was the comment of one of the ___________: He just __________. "Let's know it".

  Edited November 19, 2011 by Alejandro24  

[emperordaniel 1,281]

He came from Middle-earth. Nobody can understand it, just only he can sing it. "What the heck?" asked. Nobody answered. Then he rolled to the place. "Heck!" said. That was totally stupid and fantastic. "What kind of frog can do this?" was the comment of one of the oysters: He just munched. "Let's know it".

Four ________ decided to go to __________, bringing ___________ and a precious _____________, but they never _____________, because they forgot their ___________ in the ___________.

[Schulmanator 5,803]

Four horsemen of the apocalypse decided to go to the mall bringing George Jefferson and a precious heirloom tomato, but they never flew because they forgot their passports in the bathroom.

There once was a _______ from ________.

He _____ a _______ to _______.

One day a ________ said ______ and he ______.

That's why ______ is always ________.

--Aesop