Can you read it?

[BBUUBBBBLLEESS 0]

Ok, I've got a new game for us to play. It will be very easy for those of you that use abbrivations on MSN and stuff a lot.

So, here it goes.

I'm AAK and BAK right now. I've got a BSEG on my face cos im stoned. My gf left me but still says ILU to me. Wish i could still give her H&K. I really need to GAL but IDK anymore. Anyway, I'm loling with PPL now and QT potential GF has nice voice. Im ROFL at my exgf trying not to KIT and L8er I'll get smashed.

Yeah, so who can read that?

I cant.

[Duke87 1,070]

I'm back at my keyboard right now, but asleep. I've got a big {expleteve}-eating grin on my face because I'm stoned. My girlfriend left me, but she still says "I love you" to me. I wish I could still give her hugs and kisses. I really need to get a life, but I don't know anymore. Anyways, I'm talking with people now and this cute potential girlfiend has a nice voice. I'm laughing at my ex-girlfiend, trying not to keep in touch. Later I'll get drunk.

I took a few liberties with the translation so it would make more sense.

That only goes so far, though. It's still just a jumble of sentences, not an actual paragraph.

[BBUUBBBBLLEESS 0]

Oh my god, you can read that?

Did you use a translator?

I had to use a translator to make it, and afterwards I still couldnt make any sense of it.

Oh, for the record, none of that was true (apart from the leaving part, but that happened ages ago)

[Philadelphia 25]

Maybe it was Duke87 who wrote that! You never know!

[Duke87 1,070]

I didn't write it.