5 things that...

[Firebird 40]

Secret 1: Yes, we fall in lust 10 times a day -- but it doesn’t mean we want to leave you.

What must be the most used question ever asked in a relationship is "Whats up"? Well, at least I think it is…. Anyways, if that’s the most asked question, then I’m willing to bet quite a lot of cash that the second most asked question is "Were you looking at her?".

The answer is sweet and simple. Why yes, yes we were.

If your sure your man wasn’t actually looking.... then that just means that he possesses awesome peripheral vision.

Yeah, we know that you don’t quite like us looking at other girls like that. But, i assure you that our passing glances don’t really post that much of a threat...

The right guy will know how to keep his eyes on the prize.

Secret 2: We’re unnerved by the notion of a relationship...

This is a dicey one, so first things first: We love you to death. We think you’re fantastic. Most of the time we’re absolutely thrilled that we’ve actually gathered up the courage to ask your sexy self out.

But most of us didn’t spend our formative years thinking, "Gosh, I just can’t wait to settle down with a nice girl so we can grow old together." Instead we were obsessed with how many women who resembled Britney Spears we could have sex with before we turned 20 or 30. Generally it takes us a few years (or decades) to fully perish that thought.

And we’re sorry about that...

Secret 3: Every year we love you more

Sure, we look like we’re getting more mature. Some of us may even have jobs. We could probably talk about sex without bursting out giggling. But although we are slowly leaving beautiful childhood behind, we still feel like that 4-year-old clutching our mothers pant legs.

With that much room left on our emotional-growth charts, we sense we’ve only just begun to admire you in the ways we will when we’re older. We can’t explain this to you, because it would probably come out sounding like we don’t love you now. But we do.

Secret 4: We don’t really understand what you’re talking about

You know how, during the day, you sometimes think about certain deep, complex "issues" in your relationship? Then when you get home, you want to call your dude up and "discuss" these issues? And during these "discussions," your bf is on the phone saying things like "Sure, I understand," "That makes perfect sense" and "I’ll do better next time"?

Well, we don’t understand. It doesn’t make any sense to us at all. And although we’d like to do better next time, we could only do so if, in fact, we had an idea of what you’re talking about.

We do care. Just be aware that the part of our brain that processes this stuff is where we store sports trivia.

(This is a generalization here. I, on the other hand, understand issues like that perfectly.)

Secret 5: Give us an inch and we’ll give you a lifetime

Theirs one thing I’ve noticed is hard for girls to do these days. This hard thing to do is let your man go have a life without you for a bit. Weather he be going to the beach, dance club, or heck, even a school field trip to... lets say... Washington D.C – alone.

[The_Chondo Man 0]

Ok were did you get this from? Real funny!

[seemurray2 21]

True, all true!

[BlondeTwiggy 43]

Awww, that's cute