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      Got the wrong discs? Or didn't receive them in the mail?   06/20/2018

      For those who opted for physical discs -- if you donated between April - June and you received the WRONG discs or NO discs in the mail, please email stexcd@simtropolis.com and include your donation info such as Paypal transaction ID and we will get this rectified!
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A wow there a big dark thing.
I hope it doesn't send out a rinka-dinka-dink.
I'm rhyming like Seuss; I think I started the rhyming craze.
Just hope I get outta this phase!

I wouldn't want to live with the planner; NO HOW NO WAY!
Not in a box, a car, or even a condo from Medium Residente'

I'll give him a piece of my mind with some green eggs and ham. 
They will be brown with extra toppings.
He will munch it down. With pride display.
He will say "Oh wow, They're good. I can't believe it no way!"

I will laugh with a hoo and a haa!
Then slap him silly with my human paw!
I can't stop rhyming; Once again No way no how.
I might even go crazy and tip over a cow!
I bid you bye for right now as I have to work on my project and get in the shower! 
I can't think of a rhyme so I'll quote Vincent Prince from THRILLER: 
Darkness Falls Across The Land 
The Midnite Hour Is Close At Hand 
Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood 
To Terrorize Y'awl's Neighbourhood 
And Whosoever Shall Be Found 
Without The Soul For Getting Down 
Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell 
And Rot Inside A Corpse's Shell 
The Foulest Stench Is In The Air 
The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years 
And Grizzy Ghouls From Every Tomb 
Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom 
And Though You Fight To Stay Alive 
Your Body Starts To Shiver 
For No Mere Mortal Can Resist 
The Evil Of The Thriller 

[Maniacal Laugh]

'Twas but a simple request from the Sims of Simville,
"Please, City Planner, could we itersect here and interesct there?
"NO!" came the curt reply, not at all civil,
"Your lives are mine and life isn't fair!"

"But, please City Planner, we must have our roads,
For without them how can we get around?:
Said he with a sneer, "Oh, you ungrateful litte toads:,
"I shall give your roads that go round and round".

With that, the Grinchy City Planner produced
Circles and Circles of roads then more
Nor caring a whit about RCI boost
Or how much the Sims of Simville were made poor.

Ah, the plight of Simville's Sims lies in the balance
While the Grinchy City Planner reveled in their bleakness.
The poor Sims of Simville wait for higher guidance
And hope that the Grinchy City Planner falls into a real Christmas.

Long into that darkness peering,
Long they stood there, wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams no sim ever dared to dream before.

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