The idea was simple, as it flared in his head,
like a giant teenage pimple. (That bit, does need to be said).
With a pussy white head, all ready for squeezing,
the idea was evil and pleasantly pleasing.
He looked in the mirror and gave it a tweak,
The idea exploded... (*splat*) ...his best one this week.
"I'll give them a city!" he sneered and he jeered,
"I can even make the whole damn thing look quite pretty!"