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      Got the wrong discs? Or didn't receive them in the mail?   06/20/2018

      For those who opted for physical discs -- if you donated between April - June and you received the WRONG discs or NO discs in the mail, please email stexcd@simtropolis.com and include your donation info such as Paypal transaction ID and we will get this rectified!
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Well, every Sim down in Simville liked intersections a lot...

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Well, every Sim down in Simville liked intersections a lot..

But the old Grinchy City Planner who worked there did not!

The planner hated the intersections, he hated the lights, 

He hated the lane markings, with all of his might!

To come to a stop light made him grumble - 

whatever the season, there was just no pleasin.

Now please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.

It could be, perhaps, that his head wasn't screwed on just right.

It could be, perhaps, that his undies were a little too tight.

But I think that the most likely reason of all,

May have been that his plugin, was two sizes too small.

But whatever the reason, his plugin or his undies, 

He pondered and worried for a whole month of Sund'ys.

With a face looking like thunder and feeling quite grim,

He stood there glaring - looking down on the sims.

He was feeling quite hungry and needed a snack, 

So he looked in his cupboard, in the kitchen out back.

And what did he find? That old grinchy city planner guy?

Some old stale fruit loops, 

But the milk had gone sour, so he munched them all dry.

And while he was munching, and crunching and lunching,

He looked at the fruit loops and looked at them some more...

And then...

He got an idea!

An awful idea!





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Author's Commentary:   Well you asked for it!   Well you didn't really but hey... this got a few laughs at the time and because I still have a bit of a soft spot for this CJ,  and think it is a damn shame that it is languishing in the back pages of the CJ forum,  I wanted to bring it over here, so I could add it to my 'CJ portfolio'.

@poke  - Yeah I have to agree somewhat there...   the story is definately going to get a little worse before it gets better. 

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Ohh, you had a link there...I see what became of it...Nevermind the last part of my previous comment.

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@poke  - Yeah I have to agree somewhat there...   the story is definately going to get a little worse before it gets better. 

@ Chptrk!  No peeking ahead!

@ shyguy from SC4D - Hey welcome, and well all I can say is that this story is likely to have a few twists and turns before we are done!

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