Well, every Sim down in Simville liked intersections a lot..
But the old Grinchy City Planner who worked there did not!
The planner hated the intersections, he hated the lights,
He hated the lane markings, with all of his might!
To come to a stop light made him grumble -
whatever the season, there was just no pleasin.
Now please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.
It could be, perhaps, that his head wasn't screwed on just right.
It could be, perhaps, that his undies were a little too tight.
But I think that the most likely reason of all,
May have been that his plugin, was two sizes too small.
But whatever the reason, his plugin or his undies,
He pondered and worried for a whole month of Sund'ys.
With a face looking like thunder and feeling quite grim,
He stood there glaring - looking down on the sims.
He was feeling quite hungry and needed a snack,
So he looked in his cupboard, in the kitchen out back.
And what did he find? That old grinchy city planner guy?
Some old stale fruit loops,
But the milk had gone sour, so he munched them all dry.
And while he was munching, and crunching and lunching,
He looked at the fruit loops and looked at them some more...
He got an idea!
An awful idea!
THE OLD GRINCHY CITY PLANNER
GOT A WONDERFUL, AWFUL IDEA!"