Pine Ridge is a suburb on the outer edge of Messingville, and the northeastern corner of Pine Ridge has just been invaded by a bovine population. In fact, there are more cows moooving in than people. You'll notice that one of the cows is on the outside of the fence. She's udderly impossible to coral.
These cows are better seen, not herd.
These people like to live off grid. No Starbucks. No IKEA. They must be IKRAZY!
This is the type of isolated neighborhood where horror movies take place. If some guy who claims to be a census taker is knocking at your door, don't answer! "No, I don't have any Chianti!"
That bridge is nice enough to sleep under.
We have a pond in the back. We have a pool and a pond... Pond'd be good for you.
These cows are for show and will never end up on a plate at a steakhouse. And they cownt their blessings everyday for that.
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