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  1. All hipsters use

    Helvetica.

  2. SimCity 2013

    was the original

    alternative fact.

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    2. Bipin

      Bipin

      Those are all theories, SC2013 ain't no theory no more! ;) 

    3. airman15

      airman15

      But what of that -other- title released.. when was it, 2006?

    4. Bipin

      Bipin

      @airman15 Oh, those? They're all facts. In fact, all Sim Cities are equal, but some are more equal than others... ;) 

  3. Hey, could someone please help me with my math homework???

    Quote

     

    Timothy wants to find out whether taking a train or a bus will help improve his commute:

    The train travels at an average 70 km/h over a 32.8 km distance.

    The bus travels at an average 56 km/h over a 27.94 km distance.

    Of these two transit options, which will allow Timothy to arrive the soonest at his decision that the daily grind, and moreover, late-stage capitalism as a whole is but a sham; where the worker itself is a commodity that can be disposed of effortlessly by corporations thanks to the deskilling of the workforce and Timothy's prior realization that his body is an empty, soulless, biological cavern; whittled away at from the inside-out by the exposure of his personal aspirations as mere falsehoods, propped-up by the corporate world to sustain their human capital as long as feasibly possible?

     

     

    1. Thin White Duke

      Thin White Duke

      /r/im14andthisisdeep

    2. Bipin

      Bipin

      @Thin White Duke N... no... wrong answer. It's /r/im14andthisiscommoncorecurriculum.

    3. OcramsRzr

      OcramsRzr

      I was going to ask if they both had the same starting and ending points until you went all r/communism

  4. Quote

    Roses are red

    Poems are hard

    Simtroplis' chatroom is dead *:(

    So I made you this "get well soon!" card:

     

    I know this doesn't mean much to many of you

    I was often chat's only user

    or as some might say

    the chatroom's serial abuser.

     

    Chat is in its waning days

    but for a while there, it rocked

    Now useless internet points (TM) are the only sunshine rays

    and some, ugh... "achievements unlocked".

    - Ezra Pound  Bipin, 2017

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    2. Bipin

      Bipin

      @Thin White Duke Hehe! So by pointing it out, what does that make you then - a dutifully observant sadist? :D

    3. Thin White Duke

      Thin White Duke

      I don't mind poking fun at you, no. I think that goes both ways. *:thumb:

    4. Bipin

      Bipin

      @Thin White Duke Haha yes - I can definitely agree with you there! :yes: 

  5. lorem ipsum.

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    2. Bipin

      Bipin

      The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.

    3. Fantozzi

      Fantozzi

      QWERTZ!

    4. Thin White Duke
  6. I only take showers when I'm

    naked.

     

    1. Thin White Duke

      Thin White Duke

      Oh, is that how you're supposed to do it?

    2. Bipin

      Bipin

      @Thin White Duke No, in retrospect I could have saved a lot of money on laundry appliances if I didn't. Hit two birds with one stone, right?

    3. Thin White Duke

      Thin White Duke

      That's what I'm always thinking.

  7. so?

    1. Bipin

      Bipin

      I find your question to be staggeringly difficult to answer.

      (Can I get a hint, teacher)? ;)

  8.  

    * Insert out-of-touch philosophical statement here. *

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    2. Bipin

      Bipin

      Quote

      “You know what uranium is, right? It’s this thing called nuclear weapons. And other things. Like lots of things are done with uranium. Including some bad things."

      - 45th President of The United States of America

    3. Thin White Duke

      Thin White Duke

      This one's my personal favorite, because everyone seems to like it even though it makes no sense at all

      WHEN-nothing-goed-right-go-left.jpg

      I suspect it's communist propaganda.

    4. Bipin

      Bipin

      Haha!

      @Thin White Duke Something something liberal/conservative politics... :P

  9. *:):???:

    1. Bipin

      Bipin

      I agree wholeheartedly. :thumb:

  10. This post

    is the

    new

    chatroom.

    1. Thin White Duke

      Thin White Duke

      Damn, the new chat sucks.

    2. Bipin

      Bipin

      @Thin White DukeWell duh... you forgot to unplug the vacuum. Clean up after yourself after you clean up after yourself, gosh!

  11. Quote

     

    "The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves."

                                                                       - American Educational System, 2017

     

     

    1. RandyE

      RandyE

      "Why not whip the teacher when the pupil misbehaves?" --Diogenes

  12. DO NOT

    ASK:

    "WHY...

     

     

    ...NOT?"

    1. _marsh_

      _marsh_

      Why not?

    2. RandyE

      RandyE

      That could be the motto inscribed over the door to the Academy of Simtropolis,

      Or, for something formal,

      "Cogito ergo sum", "I Think, Therefore I am" -René Descartes

    3. Bipin
  13. What does Simtropolis

    taste,

    smell,

    & feel

    like?

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    2. RandyE

      RandyE

      It tastes, smells and feels like a banana refined over many millennia.  I think Simtropolis should be required curriculum of introductory Arts before any pretension of Science.

    3. Bipin

      Bipin

      I have a sensitivity to certain proteins found in bananas... 

      @Thin White Duke You've dutifully illustrated your answer in such a way that you've engaged all six of my senses. It could practically be a perfume commercial. I'll give you a solid 3/10 for the effort.

      @RandyE By joining Simtropolis, I sometimes feel like we've entered into a performance art piece. Great answer; deserving of a 2/5.

    4. OcramsRzr

      OcramsRzr

      Tastes bitter, smells stale, feels hollow.

  14. Fantastic work!
  15. What's the difference between Amy Schumer...

     ...and Jerry Seinfeld?

     

    Absolutely nothing.