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OMG! My doll has finally arrived! I'm so excited!

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I was confused at first when you said you had a "doll," but now I see why you're so excited! He looks really awesome. I love how you can move him into so many postures. Twiggy the fashion designer approves of his outfits :D

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Oh noes! It's Rhoskel's evil twin, Rhaskel! :evil:

Gak! Rhoskel has suddenly changed into his evil twin, Rhaskel! Rhoskel is all sweetness and love, while his evil twin is all about drinking, smoking, and rough luvin'. Poor Rhoskel cannot remember anything either. He just wakes up wondering why his liver aches, his lungs hurt, and yet feels strangely satisfied around his nether regions...

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Rhoskal/Rhaskal is a pretty awesome beast of a doll, his eyes seem to follow the camera! I played with my sister in her Barbies, somehow their clothes kept coming off (apparently they were nudists.) :P

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Rhaskel's back!

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And... Rhaskel, the evil alter ego, descends once again.

Me: Oh, hi Rhoskel! Welcome back!

Rhoskel: Wuh? How did I get here? Where are my pants?

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Cute. Are you planning a novel about your schizo pal? Dual personalities can be quite interesting or destructive. Have fun, and see if you can keep his pants on.

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Rhoskel has received a new beaded necklace and matching bracelet. He seems happy to have them. :D

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Also, I took him to the home of a friend, who is also a doll owner. Here they are together with the other, Aodh, in his Jareth cosplay makeup:

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I can't show you what happened next. :P

ISF

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:dead: Is that a real doll??? Looks too artificial.

I getting confused, because I can't deduce if It is He or She, the face looks like She, but its torso is He, and the legs and groin is She. I'll call it simply like its name (It is?): Rhoskel. Also what are the dimensions and sizes of Rhoskel? Where are Rhoskel from? Whats the Real function of Rhoskel (to dispel doubts)?

Also, too creative to become Rhoskel as a model, that's original.

I can't avoid to think in this:

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Not in the mood for offense or deception, but this threat surprise me.


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@Alejandro24: To answer your questions, he's a boy (soon to be very well-endowed. :D) He's 70cm tall. He's from Korea. And his job is to look awesome. :D

Now, new pics!

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Me: Hey! Where'd you get that?

Rhoskel: I found it.

Me: You found... you stole it off my table, didn't you?

Rhoskel: Yeah, that's where it was.

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Me: It's a little big for you, dontcha think?

Rhoskel: Still manageable.

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Rhoskel: You got a light?

Me: You know those things give you cancer, right?

Rhoskel: Not for me, they don't.

Me: What?

Rhoskel: I'm made of resin. I don't get cancer.

Me: Fine. But you will turn yellow and I am not cleaning you up.

Rhoskel: You and I both know that's not true.

Me: I... er... Oh, fine. Yes, I will clean you up no matter what.

Rhoskel: So, how about that light?

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Rhoskel, if you don't put that smoke back where you found it, you are going to end up doing some serious corner time.

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@Alejandro24: To answer your questions, he's a boy (soon to be very well-endowed. :D)

The proper, normal response here should be "I don't wanna know".

But this insatiably curious brain of mine is wondering, "how does one 'enhance' a doll?", along with a couple other questions I probably shouldn't ask. :P

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@Alejandro24: To answer your questions, he's a boy (soon to be very well-endowed. :D)

The proper, normal response here should be "I don't wanna know".

But this insatiably curious brain of mine is wondering, "how does one 'enhance' a doll?", along with a couple other questions I probably shouldn't ask. :P

Well, to satiate that brain of yours... He does have his boy parts, but they're arranged in such a way that they don't make much of a visible package through his clothing. The new part I have ordered clicks on over the top of his current bits. However, it shall never be seen on ST directly or indirectly. The part is designed for certain pantsless extra-curricular activities and his pants won't fit while it is attached. It is strictly for doll-on-doll photography exercises only. ;)

ISF

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@Alejandro24: To answer your questions, he's a boy (soon to be very well-endowed. :D)

The proper, normal response here should be "I don't wanna know".

But this insatiably curious brain of mine is wondering, "how does one 'enhance' a doll?", along with a couple other questions I probably shouldn't ask. :P

Well, to satiate that brain of yours... He does have his boy parts, but they're arranged in such a way that they don't make much of a visible package through his clothing. The new part I have ordered clicks on over the top of his current bits. However, it shall never be seen on ST directly or indirectly. The part is designed for certain pantsless extra-curricular activities and his pants won't fit while it is attached. It is strictly for doll-on-doll photography exercises only. ;)

ISF

Sounds positively pornographic. You are right, he shouldn't wave his flag in public. Probably the designers gave him little-boy parts, out of proportion with the rest of him. Rather stupid and unrealistic. Mother Nature wouldn't have been so chintzy.


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@Alejandro24: To answer your questions, he's a boy (soon to be very well-endowed. :D)

The proper, normal response here should be "I don't wanna know".

But this insatiably curious brain of mine is wondering, "how does one 'enhance' a doll?", along with a couple other questions I probably shouldn't ask. :P

With Blu-Tack .

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this insatiably curious brain of mine is wondering, "how does one 'enhance' a doll?", along with a couple other questions I probably shouldn't ask. :P

With Blu-Tack .

And you can make your own joke about blue.... ehm, okay, I think it's time to change the subject now.

So why is he smoking? Doesn't he know that's bad for him?

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So why is he smoking? Doesn't he know that's bad for him?

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So why is he smoking? Doesn't he know that's bad for him?

Like he said, he's made of resin, so he doesn't get cancer. :P

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So why is he smoking? Doesn't he know that's bad for him?

Like he said, he's made of resin, so he doesn't get cancer. :P

ISF

He can't get cancer (or emphysema, cerebral thrombosis, etc.), but he can melt or burn. And we wouldn't like his nice smooth skin damaged now, would we?

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@Duke87: That cleans off. :)

Anyway, Rhoskel dances! This time, much better than the last.

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And male birds of paradise display and dance before mating.

What next, tap shoes?

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Me: Rhoskel, you got some new clothes!

Rhoskel: I did!

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Me: You're really workin' the Canada t-shirt!

Rhoskel: Naturally. :)

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Me: Red and white looks good on you.

Rhoskel: Every color looks good on me!

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Me: Oh, you got a skateboard!

Rhoskel: Yup!

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Me: Erm... What are you doing?

Rhoskel: Riding my skateboard.

Me: I don't think you can ride it that way.

Rhoskel: Why not? You're just going to pull me along, right?

Me: Orz... Okay, let me see if I can explain this from the beginning...

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Me: Oh, you're a Leafs fan now!

Rhoskel: Yup!

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Me: You're really rockin' that Leafs t-shirt!

Rhoskel: I rock every t-shirt!

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Me: I should take you to a game sometime!

Rhoskel: Yay!

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Me: Uh, Rhoskel, I think you have the wrong stick there.

Rhoskel: What's wrong with my stick?

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Me: That stick and that t-shirt are two different teams.

Rhoskel: Really?

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Me: Do you know anything about hockey at all?

Rhoskel: Sure. That's the game where you use this stick to hit a big orange ball as hard as you can and run around the bases, right?

Me: *facetables*

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Me: So, you don't know anything about skateboards or hockey. Jeez, Rhoskel, its like you've lived in a box half your life.

Rhoskel: I have.

Me: Yes, exactl... Uh... Ooooo... Erm... Yeah, sorry about that...

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Just for that, you should take him to a box lacrosse game. Serve him right.

Some how, dancer or not, I don't think he could stay up on the skate board, and you'd better lose that Habs stick before someone sees him with it and does him harm.

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But does he like it?

No, he's just BEARing it.

(better pun not PG-13... boy this thread is frustrating!)

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