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Duke87

How is the person above you going to die?

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Simple. Just say how the person above you is going to die. Can be silly or serious, but obviously silly is preferred. Be creative!

aaand- go!

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Explodingsims is going to die by electricution by spilling a beverage on your computer while you're too busy looking at how you were going to die in this game on SimTropolis. TopCliff

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topcliff is going to die in the following way: a tree falls over, he jumps out of the way buts falls down a cliff

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nousername will at some point be re-dubbed 'noname'. His namelessness will cause more and more people to forget he exists, until he eventually no longer does.

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Homeandaway will be attacked by genetically enhanced kittens with loaded AK-47's. Leonardo

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topcliff will build a working flux capacitor but it will explode when he attempts to run 1.21 jigawatts through it.

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Joe 90 will die of a brain hemorrhage after being hit by a pitched ball in the finals in Sim Baseball.

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ExplodingSims will die from his/her computer monitor overheating and blowing up while watching sims explode in SC4.

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John94538 will die by zombies attacking him with clipboards. Also, I've already fallen off a cliff! It was not pleasant. Leonardo

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topcliff will die because he will start a new thread that contracts a virus which spreads to his ipod and blows his ears off...LOL then he will fall off a cliff (agian) cause he cant hear the people trying to warn him 9.gif

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N_O_Body will start chewing cud, and will keep chewing it til his jaw falls off. He doesn't die from that: he dies when the surgeon gets drunk and puts the scalpel right into his frontal lobe. Leonardo

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If Topcliff isn't going to die falling from a cliff, then he will most likely die on the bottom of a cliff after the zombies that kill me start bashing him with it.

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Homeandaway will be torn apart and eaten by a roving group of angry neighbourhood cats.

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JanYpe, for some unknown reason, will start bragging to his family members about being a moderator on a fan site. Just then, a picninc basket falling out of a plane smashes two inches in front of him. The wicker shrapnel goes through his eyes, ears, and hands. He wanders into the street, only to be run over by his blind neighbor Jedediah. Leonardo

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Homeandaway will first be deafened by the meow of a cat, then will die from annoyance by the loud purr of another cat.

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John94538 will die by the fists of my schizophrenic cat for telling my good friend Homeandaway how they will die. Whoa . . . that was serious. I don't know where that came from. Leonardo

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ExpldoingSims is going to ingest a candy bar which was poisoned by a disgruntled employee who just told she was going to be fired.

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TheSixCents will die when he eneters a till and the big man asks for a 6 pence coin - but he doesnt have one...

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